Why shouldn’t you lend a geologist money?
Did you hear about the geologist who got divorced?
He was taking his wife for granite, so she left him.
What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano? I Lava You!
Why are geologists so good in school?
They take nothing for granite.
Why did the geologist take his girlfriend to the quarry? He wanted to get a little boulder. How did the geology student drown? His grades were below C-level
Wanna hear the mountain joke?
nah you won't get over it
What do you call a periodic table with gold missing? "Au revoir"
Why was the sedimentary rock extra cheap? Because it was on shale.
How do geologists like to relax? In rocking chairs, of course!
Mountains aren't funny....? They're hilarious.
Did you hear about the geologist who was reading a book about Helium?
He just couldn’t put it down.
Why shouldn't you lend a geologist money? They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
What happens when someone throws a rock at you? Rock bottom hits you.
Where do geologists like to relax? In a rocking chair Why are geologists good at stand up comedy? They know really dirty jokes.
What happens when you keep reading geology jokes in your free time?
You know that you have really hit rock bottom.
How did the geology student drown?
His grades were below C-level.
Why was the Geologist expelled from Reform School? He was a dirty layer!
What did the geologist say when his doctor said he needed a colon exam?
No fracking way!
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