What do you do with a dead geologists?
Barium
According to a geologist, why is the world so diverse? Because it's made up of alkynes of people.
Why do Geologists go to Lollapalooza? To get their "Rock" On.
Why are geologists never hungry?
They lost their apatite.
Why shouldn't you lend a geologist money? They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
Why was the geologist always depressed?
He had a hard rock life.
Did you hear the one about the geologist? He took his wife for granite so she left him.
What did the Psychologist tell the geologist? "Every decline is a great Break Through"
Watson: Holmes, What kind of rock is this?
Holmes: Sedimentary, my dear Watson.
What did the geologist say when his doctor said he needed a colon exam?
No fracking way!
Why are geologists so good in school?
They take nothing for granite.
Who is a geologist’s favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
Did you hear about the geologist who went to jail?
He was charged with basalt and battery.
Where do geologists like to relax? In a rocking chair Why are geologists good at stand up comedy? They know really dirty jokes.
What happens when you keep reading geology jokes in your free time?
You know that you have really hit rock bottom.
Did you hear about the geologist who was reading a book about Helium?
He just couldn’t put it down.
Why are geologists no fun at parties?
They like to be stone-cold sober.
Why shouldn’t you let a geologist drive your car?
Because they get hammered and stoned.
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