People keep asking me why I’m working for Dr. Frankenstein.
I’m just trying to make a living.
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
What do you call it when Dr. Frankenstein makes tea?
A monstrositea.
Why did Frankenstein turn to solar?
For the free charge.
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
What do you call the Frankenstein of the Gardening world?
An A-botan-ation.
What did Frankenstein say when he was struck by lightning?
Great! A jolt to the bolt!
Why did Frankenstein’s monster go to a psychiatrist?
He thought he had a screw loose.
Why did Dr. Frankenstein hire Igor as his assistant?
He had a hunch about him.
Why is Frankenstein such good fun?
Because he soon has you in stitches.
Frankenstein's monster and the bride of Frankenstein sit down for dinner
Bride: How come you never help with the dinner
Frankenstein: I did
Bride: How?
Frankenstein: I did the mash...
Bride: Don't you dare
What should you do when you see Frankenstein walking towards you?
Make a bolt for it.
What happened when Dr. Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?
He got atomic ache.
What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.
What did Dr.Frankenstein say when his monster spat on him?
It’s saliva!
Frankenstein entered a body-building competition…
And soon found he had seriously misunderstood the objective.
Did you know Doctor Frankenstein used to be a lonely, lonely man?
Then he learned how to make friends.
Sad to hear that Baron von Frankenstein has given up on his dream of being an actor.
He couldn’t get the parts.
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius…
But his brother Frank was a monster.
How does Frankenstein speak?
Frankly.
Why is Frankenstein always asking for help?
He’s looking for someone to give him a hand.
What’s the best time for Frankenstein to go to a party?
Fright now.
Was there a spark between Frankenstein and his bride?
Yes, he simply couldn’t resistor.
Which musical group did Frankenstein not like at all?
The Village People.
Where does a thrifty Frankenstein get his limbs?
At the second-hand store.
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