What happened when Frankenstein’s monster first met his girlfriend?
It was love at first fright.
Why is Frankenstein’s monster so popular?
He’s a real people person.
People say Frankenstein’s monster had a temper…
But actually he was surprisingly level-headed.
Frankenstein’s monster was really worried one day.
“Pull yourself together”, said Frankenstein.
What kind of dog did Frankenstein want for Christmas?
A lab.
What tree monster prowls the forest?
Frankenpine.
Frankenstein's monster and the bride of Frankenstein sit down for dinner
Bride: How come you never help with the dinner
Frankenstein: I did
Bride: How?
Frankenstein: I did the mash...
Bride: Don't you dare
Why did Frankenstein’s monster give up boxing?
Because he didn’t want to spoil his looks.
What did Dr. Frankenstein say when Pinocchio’s nose grew?
IT’S A LIEEEEE!!
I love making new friends.
That’s why I studied under Dr. Frankenstein.
How do you know Frankenstein is tired?
He’s dead on his feet.
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius…
But his brother Frank was a monster.
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
Why did Dr. Frankenstein hire Igor as his assistant?
He had a hunch about him.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster go to a psychiatrist?
He thought he had a screw loose.
What do you call the Frankenstein of the Gardening world?
An A-botan-ation.
What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein’s monster?
HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.
What’s the best time for Frankenstein to go to a party?
Fright now.
Why did Frankenstein tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
He didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills!
How does Frankenstein eat his dinner?
He bolts it down.
How does Frankenstein speak?
Frankly.
What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.
Where does a thrifty Frankenstein get his limbs?
At the second-hand store.
Why did Frankenstein turn to solar?
For the free charge.
Why didn’t Dr. Frankenstein ever make a second monster?
Because he just didn’t have the guts to do it again.
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