How does Frankenstein jump-start his day?
With a shock of lighting.
Why is Frankenstein such good fun?
Because he soon has you in stitches.
What’s Frankenstein’s favorite food?
Frankenfurters.
How did Frankenstein know Jesus was coming for a visit?
He used his frankincense.
How does Frankenstein speak?
Frankly.
What happened when Dr. Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?
He got atomic ache.
What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.
What should you do when you see Frankenstein walking towards you?
Make a bolt for it.
Why did Frankenstein turn to solar?
For the free charge.
What did Dr. Frankenstein say when Pinocchio’s nose grew?
IT’S A LIEEEEE!!
Frankenstein’s monster was really worried one day.
“Pull yourself together”, said Frankenstein.
Sad to hear that Baron von Frankenstein has given up on his dream of being an actor.
He couldn’t get the parts.
Which musical group did Frankenstein not like at all?
The Village People.
People say Frankenstein’s monster had a temper…
But actually he was surprisingly level-headed.
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
Who will Frankenstein’s monster take to the dance?
Any old girl he can dig up.
People keep asking me why I’m working for Dr. Frankenstein.
I’m just trying to make a living.
Dr. Frankenstein just placed an order on Amazon.
It wasn't expensive, but I imagine the shipping cost him an arm and a leg.
How did Dr. Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?
On a piece rate.
What did Frankenstein say when he was struck by lightning?
Great! A jolt to the bolt!
Why doesn’t Frankenstein go on airplanes?
He can’t get past the airport metal detector.
How do you know Frankenstein is tired?
He’s dead on his feet.
Frankenstein's monster and the bride of Frankenstein sit down for dinner
Bride: How come you never help with the dinner
Frankenstein: I did
Bride: How?
Frankenstein: I did the mash...
Bride: Don't you dare
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius…
But his brother Frank was a monster.
What do you call it when Dr. Frankenstein makes tea?
A monstrositea.
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