Frankenstein entered a body-building competition…
And soon found he had seriously misunderstood the objective.
What happened when the ice monster had a furious row with Frankenstein?
He gave him the cold shoulder!
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
What did Dr.Frankenstein say when his monster spat on him?
It’s saliva!
Why didn’t Dr. Frankenstein ever make a second monster?
Because he just didn’t have the guts to do it again.
What did Frankenstein say when he was struck by lightning?
Great! A jolt to the bolt!
Why did Frankenstein tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
He didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills!
Dr. Frankenstein must have been pretty buff.
He was a bodybuilder, after all.
Frankenstein’s monster was really worried one day.
“Pull yourself together”, said Frankenstein.
Why was Frankenstein’s monster always being arrested?
He was so easy to charge.
What’s the best time for Frankenstein to go to a party?
Fright now.
People say Frankenstein’s monster had a temper…
But actually he was surprisingly level-headed.
Why did Frankenstein turn to solar?
For the free charge.
How do you know Frankenstein is tired?
He’s dead on his feet.
What should you do when you see Frankenstein walking towards you?
Make a bolt for it.
What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.
What do you call it when Dr. Frankenstein makes tea?
A monstrositea.
Why is Frankenstein always asking for help?
He’s looking for someone to give him a hand.
Sad to hear that Baron von Frankenstein has given up on his dream of being an actor.
He couldn’t get the parts.
What tree monster prowls the forest?
Frankenpine.
People keep asking me why I’m working for Dr. Frankenstein.
I’m just trying to make a living.
Dr. Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest invention? It’s a new pill consisting of 50 percent glue and 50 percent aspirin.
Igor: But what is it for?
Dr. Frankenstein: For monsters with splitting headaches.
Who will Frankenstein’s monster take to the dance?
Any old girl he can dig up.
What happened when Frankenstein’s monster first met his girlfriend?
It was love at first fright.
How did Dr. Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?
On a piece rate.
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