How does Frankenstein jump-start his day?
With a shock of lighting.
What tree monster prowls the forest?
Frankenpine.
What did Frankenstein say when he was struck by lightning?
Great! A jolt to the bolt!
What do you call it when Dr. Frankenstein makes tea?
A monstrositea.
What did one of Frankenstein’s ears say to the other?
I didn’t know we lived on the same block.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster give up boxing?
Because he didn’t want to spoil his looks.
What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein’s monster?
HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.
What did Dr.Frankenstein say when his monster spat on him?
It’s saliva!
How does Frankenstein speak?
Frankly.
Did you know Doctor Frankenstein used to be a lonely, lonely man?
Then he learned how to make friends.
People say Frankenstein’s monster had a temper…
But actually he was surprisingly level-headed.
Frankenstein entered a body-building competition…
And soon found he had seriously misunderstood the objective.
Sad to hear that Baron von Frankenstein has given up on his dream of being an actor.
He couldn’t get the parts.
Why did Dr. Frankenstein hire Igor as his assistant?
He had a hunch about him.
Why did Frankenstein turn to solar?
For the free charge.
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
Dr. Frankenstein just placed an order on Amazon.
It wasn't expensive, but I imagine the shipping cost him an arm and a leg.
Where does a thrifty Frankenstein get his limbs?
At the second-hand store.
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
Was there a spark between Frankenstein and his bride?
Yes, he simply couldn’t resistor.
Why is Frankenstein such good fun?
Because he soon has you in stitches.
What happened when Dr. Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?
He got atomic ache.
What’s Frankenstein’s favorite food?
Frankenfurters.
Why did Frankenstein tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
He didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills!
Who brings the monsters their babies?
Frankenstork.
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