What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?