I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France.
They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.
There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
Can I be Candide with you?
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
It’s a beautiful Degas!
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
French, French Revolution
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
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