What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
Can I be Candide with you?
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
French, French Revolution
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
It’s a beautiful Degas!
French people give me the crepes.
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
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