What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France.
They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
Can I be Candide with you?
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
French, French Revolution
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
French people give me the crepes.
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
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