Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France.
They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.
French people give me the crepes.
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
It’s a beautiful Degas!
Can I be Candide with you?
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
French, French Revolution
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
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