If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
French, French Revolution
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
French people give me the crepes.
The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France.
They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
Can I be Candide with you?
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
It’s a beautiful Degas!
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
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