What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
French, French Revolution
It’s a beautiful Degas!
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
French people give me the crepes.
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France.
They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
Can I be Candide with you?
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
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