Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France.
They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
French people give me the crepes.
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
French, French Revolution
Can I be Candide with you?
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
It’s a beautiful Degas!
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
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