What’s the capital of France?
The F.
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
Can I be Candide with you?
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
French people give me the crepes.
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
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