Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
Can I be Candide with you?
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
French, French Revolution
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France.
They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
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