There's a serious ear condition that dogs can get, it makes their ears ring all the time.
It's called Rin-Tin-Tinnitus.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
My hair was acting crazy so I told it to comb down.
What does a drunkard's mouth and a shirt have in common?
They are both 100% cotton.
George Michael once damaged his ears while cleaning them...
Careless Swissper.
How does a hairdresser stop themselves from cutting their own hair?
By sheer will.
A man goes to the doctors and says " Doc, I'm having problems with my ears, I think I'm going deaf".
The Doc says " Can you tell me the symptoms?"
The man replies, " Well, Homer's the big fat bloke, and Marge has blue hair!"
My friend keeps joking about the thing he has to wear to cover his mouth while he's exercising outside.
It's a running gag.
What do emo birds call their mouths?
Bleaks.
A guy was storing all the facial hair since he was young and had created a huge pile.
When his wife told him to get rid of it, he said "no, it's a must stash".
my nose starts bleeding at eleven every night
but I’ve seen stranger things.
I used to date a girl with a lazy eye
Turns out she was seeing someone else.
Why is the nose in the middle of the face?
Because it's the scenter.
What is a butchers favorite facial hair style?
Mutton chops.
To all the people that don't cover their mouths then they cough.
You make me sick.
What do you get if you cut off Mona Lisa's ears?
MONO LISA.
I recently had my hair cut.
At first I didn’t like it but now it’s growing on me.
Someone stole my wig!
That was a bald move.
Bad puns are how eye roll.
My wife hates the colour of her hair...
She's dyeing to change it.
Did you get a hair cut?
No, I got them all cut.
his morning my son said his ear hurt and I asked : on the inside or outside?
So he walks out the front door, comes back in and says "Both."
Someone put LSD in my hair gel
My hair has been spiked!
I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth.
Now when I talk I have a weird axe scent.
After making love the other night, I told my spouse that I love when the whisper sweet things in my ear...
So my spouse leaned in close and whispered..."Syrup."
Did you know Davy Crockett had three ears?
A left ear, a right ear, and a wild frontier.
What do you call a pig with three eyes?
Piiig
I bought a wig for a dollar...
It was a small price toupee.
There's a South American country where they have a rare pepper. Instead of being hot when you eat it, it makes your mouth feel cold.
It's called the Chilly Chile Chili.
Coworker: Hey, I reallly like your hair! What's your secret?
Me: Thank-you! I don't get very many complements on it. Most people are gel-ous.
A nose visited its home town.
It was overcome with nostril-gia.
I've never seen the inside of my ears...
But I've heard good things.
A doctor walked into an exam room to see a patient with carrots sticking out his ears and broccoli up his nose.
The doctor said: “I can tell right away that you haven't been eating properly."
What did Dr. Frankenstein say when Pinocchio’s nose grew?
"IT’S A LIEEEEE!!"
I grew facial hair without telling anyone.
It's my secret 'stache.
I got some salt in my eye
Now it’s see salt.
If Colgate kills 99.9% of bacterias in mouth, what does Colgate sensitive do?
It kills 99.9% without hurting their feelings.
Why did the kid put the dinky car in his ear?
Because he wanted to give it a wax job.
I bought a wig for my wife, at a discount store...
Didn't want toupee full price.
Why can’t your ear be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
I don’t understand why ear biting is a fetish
Almost everyone eats corn.
What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
Shamboo.
Have you heard of the hair stylist that refuses to cut hair?
If she won't cut hair to earn a living, she'll certainly dye.
What do you call a giant gorilla with pean u t butter in one ear and Jam in the other?
Anything you want, he's not going to hear you!
Not everyone looks good with a wig
But I think you could really pull it off.
I got sick when I lost one of my ear buds.
It was mono.
A person with a very blocked nose walks into a doctors office.
The doctor says: "So, you're having mucus problems?"
The person replies: "perhaps, perhaps snot.
What’s the name of the Grim Reapers hair salon?
Curl up and dye.
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get soap in your mouth.
Then it becomes a soap opera.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows
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