What kind of motorbike do elves ride to work?
A Holly Davidson!
Did you hear about the elf who was a little hard of hearing?
She had to keep saying "Sleigh, what?"
What lives at the North Pole and is green, white, and red all over?
A sunburned elf!
Who did all this shopping? Me, my elf, and I!
Why did the dyslexic elf get fired?
He kept writing "From Satan" on children's New Year presents.
What do you call an elf who won’t share?
Elfish.
What do you call an elf who steals Christmas present wrapping from the wealthy and gives it to the poor?
Ribbon Hood.
Did you hear about the new holistic elf doctor?
He's a gnome-opath!
What do you call an elf that joins the 11 other elves in Santa’s workshop?
The twelf!
Why did some of the elves spell Christmas as N-O-E? Because Santa said No L!
Why did the elf use a duck to wake him on Christmas morning?
So he could be up at the quack of dawn!
Where do elves vote?
The North Poll.
What kind of sandwich does Kissy the Elf like for lunch?
A wrap!
What do they call a wild elf in Texas?
Gnome on the range!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Elf
Elf who?
Elf me wrap this present!
What’s the self-care mantra of elves after the holiday season ends?
“Treat yo’elf.”
What kind of bread do elves use to make sandwiches?
Why shortbread of course!
What does Santa use after trimming his beard?
Elftershave.
Why are elves so cold at Christmas?
Because it's in Decembrrrrr.
What kind of elf lives in a soda can?
A Sprite!
We've all heard about elf on a shelf, but have you ever heard of troll on a poll?
What happens if an elf catches you being naughty?
Yule be sorry!
When the elves are clapping for their boss, we call it Santapplause.
What happens to elves who misbehave?
They get the sack.
Elves usually make fantastic listeners since they happen to be all ears.
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