What kind of music do elves listen to?
Wrap music.
Where do elves vote?
The North Poll.
We've all heard about elf on a shelf, but have you ever heard of troll on a poll?
What do elves use in the kitchen when they are cooking?
Kitchen u-tinsels!
What kind of motorbike do elves ride to work?
A Holly Davidson!
What kind of money do elves use?
Cold cash!
What lives at the North Pole and is green, white, and red all over?
A sunburned elf!
How many elves does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten! One to change the light bulb and nine to stand on each other's shoulders!
What language do they teach at Elf School?
North Polish!
What did the elf tell its friends when they were traveling?
"Let’s take an elfie."
Did you hear about the elf that quit Santa's workshop?
He was a rebel without a Claus.
What do elves eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes!
What happens to elves who misbehave?
They get the sack.
What do you call an elf that joins the 11 other elves in Santa’s workshop?
The twelf!
What kind of elf lives in a soda can?
A Sprite!
What would you call an elf with lots of money?
W-elfy!
How do elves stay so skinny?
Elfy eating!
Did you hear about the elf who was a little hard of hearing?
She had to keep saying "Sleigh, what?"
What kind of bread do elves use to make sandwiches?
Why shortbread of course!
What kind of pictures do elves love to paint?
Elf-portraits!
What is an elf’s favorite band?
The Pixies.
Did you hear about the Elf booted from the chorus?
He couldn't Fa-la-la-la-long.
Why did the elf use a duck to wake him on Christmas morning?
So he could be up at the quack of dawn!
What do you call an elf who steals Christmas present wrapping from the wealthy and gives it to the poor?
Ribbon Hood.
Who did all this shopping? Me, my elf, and I!
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