"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
"Just don't carrot all."
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
"That's all, yolks."
"There's no bunny like you."
"You round me out." — High Card Band
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
"Just one hot chick."