They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
"Happy eggster."
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
"Just one hot chick."
"Some bunny needs vodka."
"Just don't carrot all."
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
"Eggs-cuse me."
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
"You make me egg-static."
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
"I whip my hare back and forth."
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
"Have a hoppy Easter."
"You crack me up."
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
"No eggs-cuses."
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
"For peep's sake."
"That's all, yolks."
"I'm eggs-hausted."
"Eggs love you."
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
"Just looking on the sunny side."
"Your kisses are to dye for."
"What an egg-citing day."
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