"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
"Happy eggster."
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
"You can't beat me."
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
"You crack me up."
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.