"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
"Eggs-cuse me."
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
"You round me out." — High Card Band
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
"No eggs-cuses."
"Just don't carrot all."
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
"There's no bunny like you."
"I'm eggs-hausted."
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
"Eggs love you."
"Just looking on the sunny side."
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
"Your kisses are to dye for."
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
"You crack me up."
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
"Some bunny needs vodka."
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
"That's all, yolks."
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
"You're a real good egg."
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
"I whip my hare back and forth."
"You make me egg-static."
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
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