Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
"I whip my hare back and forth."
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
"I've found some bunny to love."
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
"You make me egg-static."
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
"Having a good hare day."
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
"You round me out." — High Card Band
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
"What an egg-citing day."
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