"You can't beat me."
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
"Having a good hare day."
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
"Your kisses are to dye for."
"I'm eggs-hausted."
"That's all, yolks."
"Just one hot chick."
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
"Eggs love you."
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
"Just don't carrot all."
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
"What an egg-citing day."
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
"Have a hoppy Easter."
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
"Some bunny needs vodka."
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
"Some bunny loves you."
"No eggs-cuses."
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
"Just looking on the sunny side."
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
"You make me egg-static."
"Eggs-cuse me."
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
"You round me out." — High Card Band
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
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