Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
"Some bunny loves you."
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
"I've found some bunny to love."
"Just don't carrot all."
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
"For peep's sake."
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
"Happy eggster."
"No eggs-cuses."
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
"Eggs-cuse me."
"That's all, yolks."
"Eggs love you."
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
"Have a hoppy Easter."
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
"You round me out." — High Card Band
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
"I'm eggs-hausted."
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
"You're a real good egg."
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
"Just looking on the sunny side."
"You make me egg-static."
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
"Some bunny needs vodka."
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
"Just one hot chick."
"You crack me up."
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