Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
"There's no bunny like you."
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
"Some bunny loves you."
"Just one hot chick."
"Hey there, hop stuff."
"No eggs-cuses."
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
"Just don't carrot all."
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
"Your kisses are to dye for."
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
"Eggs love you."
"Having a good hare day."
"Eggs-cuse me."
"Just looking on the sunny side."
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
"You can't beat me."
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
"Have a hoppy Easter."
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
"Happy eggster."
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
"You round me out." — High Card Band
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
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