"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
"For peep's sake."
"No eggs-cuses."
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
"There's no bunny like you."
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
"Happy eggster."
"Having a good hare day."
"You crack me up."
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
"Some bunny loves you."
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
"I whip my hare back and forth."
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
"You make me egg-static."
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
"You're a real good egg."
"I'm eggs-hausted."
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
"What an egg-citing day."
"Eggs-cuse me."
"Your kisses are to dye for."
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
"Just don't carrot all."
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
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