Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
"I'm eggs-hausted."
"You crack me up."
"There's no bunny like you."
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
"Just don't carrot all."
"What an egg-citing day."
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
"Eggs-cuse me."
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
"For peep's sake."
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
"Having a good hare day."
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
"You're a real good egg."
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
"Some bunny needs vodka."
"Happy eggster."
"You can't beat me."
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
"Have a hoppy Easter."
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
"Hey there, hop stuff."
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
"I whip my hare back and forth."
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
"No eggs-cuses."
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
"I've found some bunny to love."
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