"Eggs love you."
"You round me out." — High Card Band
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
"That's all, yolks."
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
"Happy eggster."
"Have a hoppy Easter."
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
"Some bunny needs vodka."
"Your kisses are to dye for."
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
"Some bunny loves you."
"I've found some bunny to love."
"You're a real good egg."
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
"I whip my hare back and forth."
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
"No eggs-cuses."
"You can't beat me."
"What an egg-citing day."
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
"Having a good hare day."
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
"Hey there, hop stuff."
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
"Eggs-cuse me."
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
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