"Your kisses are to dye for."
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
"There's no bunny like you."
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
"You're a real good egg."
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
"Having a good hare day."
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
"I've found some bunny to love."
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
"What an egg-citing day."
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
"Some bunny needs vodka."
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
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