Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
"You round me out." — High Card Band
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
"There's no bunny like you."
"Having a good hare day."
"I've found some bunny to love."
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
"Some bunny needs vodka."
"You're a real good egg."
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
"Your kisses are to dye for."
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
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