"Just don't carrot all."
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
"Happy eggster."
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
"There's no bunny like you."
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
"Some bunny loves you."
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
"No eggs-cuses."
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
"Eggs love you."
"Have a hoppy Easter."
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
"For peep's sake."
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
"Eggs-cuse me."
"You're a real good egg."
"You crack me up."
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
"Just looking on the sunny side."
"That's all, yolks."
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