What do you get if you cut off Mona Lisa's ears?
MONO LISA.
What do you call an ear with no eyes
No-eyed ear
How do mountains hear?
with mountaineers.
My doctor says I should get my ears cleaned every 12 months.
I think he means ear-ly.
I can't hear out of my ear...
It's really EAR-itating.
Son: Hey Dad, why do you have your ear right up to that computer?
Dad: I’m listening to A Dell
Wind carried the sound of two people mocking each other to my ears.
I was in diss-gust.
I tried to warn my son about the dangers of Russian roulette...
It went in one ear and out the other.
A doctor walked into an exam room to see a patient with carrots sticking out his ears and broccoli up his nose.
The doctor said: “I can tell right away that you haven't been eating properly."
A man goes to the doctors and says " Doc, I'm having problems with my ears, I think I'm going deaf".
The Doc says " Can you tell me the symptoms?"
The man replies, " Well, Homer's the big fat bloke, and Marge has blue hair!"
What do you call friends with airpods in their ears
Earbuds.
What do you call Bears without ears
B.
Why can’t your ear be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
Thankfully evolution gave us ears a million years ago...
Now we finally get to use them to wear masks.
What do you call a guy with an ear fetish.
Hard for hearing.
What has ears but cannot hear?
A field of corn.
The other day someone made fun of my ears for hanging down too far.
Lobe low, dude.
My wife is always telling me I shouldn’t stick Q-tips so far in my ear
At least that’s what I think she was saying.
My father in law has had an ear infection for three weeks.
I had to double check that, it didn't sound right.
What do you call a giant gorilla with pean u t butter in one ear and Jam in the other?
Anything you want, he's not going to hear you!
I've never seen the inside of my ears...
But I've heard good things.
How many ears does Spok have?
Three. The left ear, the right ear and The Final Frontier.
What kind of ears do trains have?
Engineers.
After making love the other night, I told my spouse that I love when the whisper sweet things in my ear...
So my spouse leaned in close and whispered..."Syrup."
I told the doctor I was deaf in my left ear he said 'are you sure?'
Then I said 'I'm definite."
What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?
Awe shucks!
Why are super loud sounds bad for your ears?
It hertz your eardrums.
What did Van Gogh name the ear he didn't cut off?
Van Stay.
A captain was barking at his crew. "What do you think is between yer ears!?"
"Eye Eye, Captain!"
One ear of corn says to the other, “I think I have a stalker.”
The other corn replies, “Thats amaizing! Is he cute?” The ear replies, “No, too husky!”
What do you call someone with fruit in one ear and whipped cream in the other?
A trifle deaf.
How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?
It's a buccaneer
I got sick when I lost one of my ear buds.
It was mono.
I have six eyes, two mouths and three ears, what am I?
Ugly.
I don’t understand why ear biting is a fetish
Almost everyone eats corn.
I stumbled into a room where everyone's ears were missing.
I know it sounds EARy, but it wasn't.
his morning my son said his ear hurt and I asked : on the inside or outside?
So he walks out the front door, comes back in and says "Both."
My mate had an accident and lost his ear. The doctors were able to graft on a new one made of pig skin.
His hearing is now quite fine, but every now and then he gets some crackling.
There's a serious ear condition that dogs can get, it makes their ears ring all the time.
It's called Rin-Tin-Tinnitus.
Me and my ears hate badminton so much
It's making a racket.
Did you know Davy Crockett had three ears?
A left ear, a right ear, and a wild frontier.
George Michael once damaged his ears while cleaning them...
Careless Swissper.
Did you know if you hold a hard hat up to your ear....
you can hear the OSHA?
Why did the kid put the dinky car in his ear?
Because he wanted to give it a wax job.
What do you call a gray animal with big ears and a large trunk?
A traveling mouse.
Condoms are like ear muffs.
They prevent a lot of noise.
Why was the man who hung tennis equipment from his ears arrested?
He was found guilty of racket-ear-ring
My wife just now: Do men's ears actually work or are they just for decoration?
Me: 'What?'
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