Why was the man who hung tennis equipment from his ears arrested?
He was found guilty of racket-ear-ring
What do you call Bears without ears
B.
I tried to warn my son about the dangers of Russian roulette...
It went in one ear and out the other.
The other day someone made fun of my ears for hanging down too far.
Lobe low, dude.
My doctor says I should get my ears cleaned every 12 months.
I think he means ear-ly.
After making love the other night, I told my spouse that I love when the whisper sweet things in my ear...
So my spouse leaned in close and whispered..."Syrup."
I don’t understand why ear biting is a fetish
Almost everyone eats corn.
There's a serious ear condition that dogs can get, it makes their ears ring all the time.
It's called Rin-Tin-Tinnitus.
I've never seen the inside of my ears...
But I've heard good things.
How do mountains hear?
with mountaineers.
How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?
It's a buccaneer
Thankfully evolution gave us ears a million years ago...
Now we finally get to use them to wear masks.
Why are super loud sounds bad for your ears?
It hertz your eardrums.
What do you call a giant gorilla with pean u t butter in one ear and Jam in the other?
Anything you want, he's not going to hear you!
What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?
Awe shucks!
I stumbled into a room where everyone's ears were missing.
I know it sounds EARy, but it wasn't.
I can't hear out of my ear...
It's really EAR-itating.
Son: Hey Dad, why do you have your ear right up to that computer?
Dad: I’m listening to A Dell
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