What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
A few years ago, I had a job translating pre-Classical Greek literature into Braille.
It feels like ancient history.
I was at my hotel in Spain and wasn't feeling well.
Reception said they had a doctor on staff.
The doctor asked me lots of questions and I was then feeling much better.
I told reception I didn't expect a hotel would have a doctor on staff
They said it was a Spanish Inn Physician
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
How do Greek gods say sorry to one another
"I Apollo-gise"
Son: I was really Hungary and I ate the whole Turkey. There is only Greece left.
Me: I couldn’t Bolivia!
What do you call a cat from Italy?
Spacatti.
My son asked me, what’s a Greek urn?
I said, “about 20 drachmas a day.”
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
What speech did Abraham Lincoln give when he went to Italy?
The Spaghetties-burg Address.
Me and my friend were going to a costume party. He told me he was coming as a small island off the coast of Italy.
I said don’t be Sicily.
What will you call two quizzers having a date in spain comic con?
Spanish con-quiz-daters.
My son claims that he identifies as an ancient Greek string instrument.
Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
What do you call someone from Spain who lives near the Portuguese border?
Span-ish.
What milk comes from Spain?
Soy Milk.
What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
José and Hose-B.
My 4-year-old son has been learning Spanish all year and he still can't say the word, please.
which I think is poor for four.
How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?
They’re all Manuel.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite Spanish food?
Jamon!
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
Did you hear about the famous Spanish streaker?
Senor Willy.
There's a new film out about two insects that meet in Italy.
It's Rome ants.
My boss brought bagels for breakfast and asked me which one I wanted. I said "give me one of the Spanish bagels". He responded " One of the Spanish Bagels?"
"Ay poppy."
What Beatles song charted highest in Italy?
Penne Lane.
It’s a beautiful Degas!
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
Who is the most famous actor in Greece ?
John Travolta.
Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy
So it’s italicized!
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
I visited Spain and couldn't stop looking at the architecture
It was very Moorish.
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
In Ancient Greece, people who had beliefs contrary to the worship of Poseidon were executed for Heresea.
I asked my Spanish girlfriend to make a to-do list
so she wrote down everything.
What do you call a sneezing big foot in Spanish?
Achoopacabra.
What do you call a 1 cent coin in Italy?
A penne.
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
I guess you can say my misunderstanding of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles
Elbow.
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
I was joking with my mailman, and said I had a package to ship to Spain.... to Parcelona...
He didn't laugh though. The key to a joke like that is the delivery.
Where do folks from Bilbao, Spain buy outdoor equipment?
The Basque Pro Shop.
What language do they speak in Italy
Times New Roman.
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
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