How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?
They’re all Manuel.
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
I heard the King of spain caught Covid...
Heard he tested positive while on his plane going somewhere, now he has to quarantine there.
So the Reign in Spain remains solely on the Plane.
My uncle moved to Spain to sing on stage by night and sell UPVC windows by day. He changed his name to....
Enrique Doubleglazius.
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
A company from Israel took over the Greek national cheese factory in Greece
Now it's called the Cheeses of Nazareth.
I went to Spain to attend the Running of the Bulls, but when I arrived, there was nothing there but cows with fake horns attached.
I was in shambles.
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
Which bus went from Spain to America?
Columbus.
How does Italy execute its criminals?
Guidotine.
Why did everyone want to go to Italy during World War II?
They were Fascistanating.
In Greek Mythology, Chiron was not only half man and half horse, he was also a doctor of medicine
That made him the centaur for disease control.
The Greeks make the best cheese
You feta believe it!
What will you call two quizzers having a date in spain comic con?
Spanish con-quiz-daters.
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
Did you hear that Mexicans created a machine that dispenses fish?
They call it a pez dispenser.
I asked my Spanish girlfriend to make a to-do list
so she wrote down everything.
Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?
They were denied axis.
What do you call a Jamaican man born in Italy?
Reggae-Toni.
How does Mr. Bean introduce himself in Spain?
Soy Bean.
If Russia attacked Turkey from behind do you think Greece would help?
Who is the most famous actor in Greece ?
John Travolta.
What do you call the Greek God of Mexican chickens?
Apollo
What's the name of the machine the ancient greeks used to calculate how best to fight hybrid monsters?
The antichimera mechanism.
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
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