How did citizens of Ancient Greece measure land for crops?
By Demeter.
A company from Israel took over the Greek national cheese factory in Greece
Now it's called the Cheeses of Nazareth.
What do Spanish phantoms say when they like something?
me ghosta.
There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
It’s a beautiful Degas!
What do you call a small mosque in Spain?
A mosquito!
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
I asked my buddy if he wanted to know what the word “the” was in Spanish. He expressed his disinterest and I responded with...
"Your los."
What is the call of a Spanish speaking owl?
Quién...Quién.
Genoa bout the bridge collapse in Italy?
Ah well, we won't go over it then.
Some people say Greece should stop using the euro as currency...
I think they're being over-drachmatic.
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
I like to say mucho when i’m talking to my Spanish speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.
A soda can, a gas tank and the Greek god Eros walked into a bar?
The bartender shook his head, “Here comes trouble.” A patron at the bar said, “What’s wrong?” The bartender replied, “Those guys get together and they become cantankeros.”
In Greek Mythology, Chiron was not only half man and half horse, he was also a doctor of medicine
That made him the centaur for disease control.
Did you hear about the famous Spanish streaker?
Senor Willy.
My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy
They are moving to greener pasta.
I asked my Spanish girlfriend to make a to-do list
so she wrote down everything.
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
It wasn't til I studied Spanish as an adult that learned Spain discovered Canada.
As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "Acá, nada."
Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
If I were to wander around in Italy...
Would I be roamin'?
Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”
She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”
I was joking with my mailman, and said I had a package to ship to Spain.... to Parcelona...
He didn't laugh though. The key to a joke like that is the delivery.
Which ancient Greek Philosopher had a foot fetish?
Play-toe.
Or was it Sock-rates?
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
My 4-year-old son has been learning Spanish all year and he still can't say the word, please.
which I think is poor for four.
What is a Greek dog’s favorite dessert?
Barklava!
What does a Greek God say when they answer the phone?
"Whodisious?"
What do you call the Greek God of Mexican chickens?
Apollo
I'm a supervillain from Italy, I have the power to infect people with deadly diseases.
It’s-a-me, Malario.
My uncle moved to Spain to sing on stage by night and sell UPVC windows by day. He changed his name to....
Enrique Doubleglazius.
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
No tres-passing.
What do you call a cat from Italy?
Spacatti.
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
In Italy there is a group pf moms creating soft cheese...
They brand themselves as MOMzarella.
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
I'll be making a movie about the Greek alphabets.
It's a Psi Phi film.
Took a tour of Pisa, Italy...
Tour guide said “Hello, my name is Eileen.”
I asked my Italian grandfather if the rougher parts of Italy were called the spaghetto.
His look was pasty.
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