It’s time to say Versailles to France.
I've been dying to go to Greece on vacation.
But all they serve is bar food.
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
So I asked my Spanish friend if he knew where fish lived.
He said "Si."
What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?
Pita Parker.
Why does it take so long for the EU to figure out how much Italy owes them every year?
Hey, ease up. Rome wasn't billed in a day.
What is the rough part of Italy called?
The spaghetto.
I'll be making a movie about the Greek alphabets.
It's a Psi Phi film.
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
What does a Greek God say when they answer the phone?
"Whodisious?"
Which bus went from Spain to America?
Columbus.
My friend learned Spanish by jotting sentences repeatedly...
He used wrote learning.
How does Mr. Bean introduce himself in Spain?
Soy Bean.
Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
What speech did Abraham Lincoln give when he went to Italy?
The Spaghetties-burg Address.
A company from Israel took over the Greek national cheese factory in Greece
Now it's called the Cheeses of Nazareth.
I heard the King of spain caught Covid...
Heard he tested positive while on his plane going somewhere, now he has to quarantine there.
So the Reign in Spain remains solely on the Plane.
"There's a woman trapped under a motorway bridge in Italy."
"Genoa?"
"I'm not sure, I can't see her face."
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
Brother: "My friend John is in Greece studying abroad."
My Dad: "What's her name?"
What do you call a Greek philosopher who loves rice?
Arisotto.
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
Why did everyone want to go to Italy during World War II?
They were Fascistanating.
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
What do you call an elderly Spanish man?
A senõr citizen.
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
Who holds sermons during Sunday in Italy?
The Pasta.
I asked my Italian grandfather if the rougher parts of Italy were called the spaghetto.
His look was pasty.
I asked my Spanish girlfriend to make a to-do list
so she wrote down everything.
Building Inspectors should be stricter in Pisa, Italy.
Since they are a bit too *lean*ient.
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
I like to say mucho when i’m talking to my Spanish speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.
I went to Spain to attend the Running of the Bulls, but when I arrived, there was nothing there but cows with fake horns attached.
I was in shambles.
“Is this the Spanish word for ‘nap’?” She asked, pointing to a word on the page.
“Si, está.”
A few years ago, I had a job translating pre-Classical Greek literature into Braille.
It feels like ancient history.
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
Have you seen the Greek book that became a movie? You odyssey it.
If Russia attacked Turkey from behind do you think Greece would help?
Genoa bout the bridge collapse in Italy?
Ah well, we won't go over it then.
What is the capital of Greece?
G.
Other people had drugs in school, but I brought Greek cheeses.
That way I could have math and feta cheese.
A soda can, a gas tank and the Greek god Eros walked into a bar?
The bartender shook his head, “Here comes trouble.” A patron at the bar said, “What’s wrong?” The bartender replied, “Those guys get together and they become cantankeros.”
What do you call a Greek love song?
An Aphro-ditty.
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
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