What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
Whats a good Spanish sports channel?
ESBieN.
In Greek Mythology, Chiron was not only half man and half horse, he was also a doctor of medicine
That made him the centaur for disease control.
How do cats say goodbye in Italy?
Miao.
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
A soda can, a gas tank and the Greek god Eros walked into a bar?
The bartender shook his head, “Here comes trouble.” A patron at the bar said, “What’s wrong?” The bartender replied, “Those guys get together and they become cantankeros.”
This is the first year I’m not going to Italy because of the coronavirus.
Normally I don’t go because I’m poor.
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
Did you hear ISIS is spreading to Italy?
Nobody's concerned though, since it's just Italian ISIS and they're delicious. Especially cherry flavor.
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”
She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”
So in my trip to Spain i got attacked by a bull.
Oh man that's spainful.
In Ancient Greece, people who had beliefs contrary to the worship of Poseidon were executed for Heresea.
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
No tres-passing.
What will you call two quizzers having a date in spain comic con?
Spanish con-quiz-daters.
My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain.
Adios Omegas.
Why do people in Greece not wake up until noon?
Because Dawn is tough on greece.
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite Spanish food?
Jamon!
My friend learned Spanish by jotting sentences repeatedly...
He used wrote learning.
My boss brought bagels for breakfast and asked me which one I wanted. I said "give me one of the Spanish bagels". He responded " One of the Spanish Bagels?"
"Ay poppy."
I'm a supervillain from Italy, I have the power to infect people with deadly diseases.
It’s-a-me, Malario.
My son asked me, what’s a Greek urn?
I said, “about 20 drachmas a day.”
Did you hear that cats have carried out a Coup in Barcelona and declared independence from Spain?
They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
Other people had drugs in school, but I brought Greek cheeses.
That way I could have math and feta cheese.
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
My son asked me what Micheal Jackson was doing in Italy
I told him he was "sight-heeheeing."
My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy
They are moving to greener pasta.
What do you call a hangover when you're alone in Spain?
Barf-a-lona.
My son claims that he identifies as an ancient Greek string instrument.
Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
A company from Israel took over the Greek national cheese factory in Greece
Now it's called the Cheeses of Nazareth.
What do you call a sneezing big foot in Spanish?
Achoopacabra.
What do you call the Greek God of Mexican chickens?
Apollo
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
I'll be making a movie about the Greek alphabets.
It's a Psi Phi film.
So I asked my Spanish friend if he knew where fish lived.
He said "Si."
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
You heard about the Spanish woman that is now a man?
He’s called Senor Rita.
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
What do pups eat in Italy?
Pawsta.
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