I bought a 400 year-old chair from Italy,
but as soon as I sat on it, it baroque.
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
Where do recluses live in Spain?
Barceloner.
How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?
They’re all Manuel.
Did you know there was a Jedi from Italy who was really strict about diets?
His name was Only One Cannoli.
What do cows in Greece sound like?
They say µ.
Son: "Dad, why'd you name me Odysseus? He's from greek mythology."
Dad: "Well son, you broke through the trojan wall."
What milk comes from Spain?
Soy Milk.
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
Which ancient Greek Philosopher had a foot fetish?
Play-toe.
Or was it Sock-rates?
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
What happens when Greeks come back from war?
They get a gyro’s welcome.
How does Mr. Bean introduce himself in Spain?
Soy Bean.
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
Other people had drugs in school, but I brought Greek cheeses.
That way I could have math and feta cheese.
What does a Greek machine need to work?
Greece.
Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?
They were denied axis.
Brother: "My friend John is in Greece studying abroad."
My Dad: "What's her name?"
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
Whats a good Spanish sports channel?
ESBieN.
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
Did you know that the Greek god Chronos was in the Mafia?
He was the Don of Time itself!
I've been dying to go to Greece on vacation.
But all they serve is bar food.
I can't stand Greek salads.
I like un-feta'd access to my greens.
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
What speech did Abraham Lincoln give when he went to Italy?
The Spaghetties-burg Address.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
Why do people in Greece not wake up until noon?
Because Dawn is tough on greece.
What do you call a sneezing big foot in Spanish?
Achoopacabra.
What do pups eat in Italy?
Pawsta.
After hearing about my history major, my dad said, “You should go visit Italy in late August.Then you can witness The Fall of Rome."
There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
A lot of William Shakespeare’s plays were based off of old Greek and Roman performances
That's playgarism if you ask me.
What do you call a small mosque in Spain?
A mosquito!
What will you call two quizzers having a date in spain comic con?
Spanish con-quiz-daters.
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
My son asked me, what’s a Greek urn?
I said, “about 20 drachmas a day.”
Where to Bees go to party in Spain?
Ibiza.
How does Italy execute its criminals?
Guidotine.
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
Where do folks from Bilbao, Spain buy outdoor equipment?
The Basque Pro Shop.
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