What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?
Pita Parker.
What do you call a sneezing big foot in Spanish?
Achoopacabra.
My son asked today “ Dad, are people in Spain cannibals?”
I answered “Why would you think that?”
He said “Well, my teacher said they mostly live off of tourists there.”
How do you leave any building in Spain?
You "follow salida lida lida..."
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
I'll be making a movie about the Greek alphabets.
It's a Psi Phi film.
After hearing about my history major, my dad said, “You should go visit Italy in late August.Then you can witness The Fall of Rome."
My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain.
Adios Omegas.
I asked my buddy if he wanted to know what the word “the” was in Spanish. He expressed his disinterest and I responded with...
"Your los."
Why do people in Greece not wake up until noon?
Because Dawn is tough on greece.
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
My son asked me what Micheal Jackson was doing in Italy
I told him he was "sight-heeheeing."
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
What do you call a Jamaican man born in Italy?
Reggae-Toni.
I guess you can say my misunderstanding of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles
Elbow.
A mummified macaroni pizza was uncovered in Italy today.
The man who uncovered it says "It's a pizza of our pasta."
There's a new film out about two insects that meet in Italy.
It's Rome ants.
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
What is the rough part of Italy called?
The spaghetto.
What do you call a cat from Italy?
Spacatti.
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
Did you know that the Greek god Chronos was in the Mafia?
He was the Don of Time itself!
An ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.
‘’Euripides’’ says the tailor. ‘’Yeah, Eumenides?’’ replies the man.
My son asked me, what’s a Greek urn?
I said, “about 20 drachmas a day.”
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
My uncle moved to Spain to sing on stage by night and sell UPVC windows by day. He changed his name to....
Enrique Doubleglazius.
I saw this beautiful tower in Italy..
It was a Pisa art!
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football
Nobody expects the Spanish in position.
I checked my phone bill after my trip to Italy, and it said I spent DCXII dollars.
I must have left on Data Roman.
Other people had drugs in school, but I brought Greek cheeses.
That way I could have math and feta cheese.
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
When I went to highschool in Italy my classmates were one year older than me.
I Skipped pasta grade.
What is the capital of Greece?
G.
What do you call a hangover when you're alone in Spain?
Barf-a-lona.
Did you hear about the famous Spanish streaker?
Senor Willy.
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
Brother: "My friend John is in Greece studying abroad."
My Dad: "What's her name?"
In Spain, you should not develop a program beyond 2.0.
Because that would be over dos.
Who is the most famous actor in Greece ?
John Travolta.
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
What will you call two quizzers having a date in spain comic con?
Spanish con-quiz-daters.
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
My friend learned Spanish by jotting sentences repeatedly...
He used wrote learning.
I heard the King of spain caught Covid...
Heard he tested positive while on his plane going somewhere, now he has to quarantine there.
So the Reign in Spain remains solely on the Plane.
What do pups eat in Italy?
Pawsta.
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