Why did Italy surrender in WW2?
Because Italics aren't bold.
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
What did the prehistoric Greeks call their goddess of love?
Troglodite.
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
I can't stand Greek salads.
I like un-feta'd access to my greens.
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
How do you get in contact with a Greek architect?
You column.
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
Why did everyone want to go to Italy during World War II?
They were Fascistanating.
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
I checked my phone bill after my trip to Italy, and it said I spent DCXII dollars.
I must have left on Data Roman.
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
My son asked today “ Dad, are people in Spain cannibals?”
I answered “Why would you think that?”
He said “Well, my teacher said they mostly live off of tourists there.”
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
What will you call two quizzers having a date in spain comic con?
Spanish con-quiz-daters.
Did you hear about the watchmaker who is half Spanish and half Irish?
His name is Juan O'Clock.
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
What do cows in Greece sound like?
They say µ.
I was at a thrift store and the guy ahead of me was purchasing an antique urn made in Greece
He asked the cashier if she knew how much a Greek urns.
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
What do you call a cat from Italy?
Spacatti.
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
I saw this beautiful tower in Italy..
It was a Pisa art!
I asked my Spanish girlfriend to make a to-do list
so she wrote down everything.
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
What do you call the Greek God of Mexican chickens?
Apollo
I like to say mucho when i’m talking to my Spanish speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.
Did you know there was a Jedi from Italy who was really strict about diets?
His name was Only One Cannoli.
It wasn't til I studied Spanish as an adult that learned Spain discovered Canada.
As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "Acá, nada."
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
A mummified macaroni pizza was uncovered in Italy today.
The man who uncovered it says "It's a pizza of our pasta."
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
How did citizens of Ancient Greece measure land for crops?
By Demeter.
"There's a woman trapped under a motorway bridge in Italy."
"Genoa?"
"I'm not sure, I can't see her face."
It’s lonely between Germany and Spain
Not many France, nobody’s Nice to me, everyone seems to be Lyon. It’s just Eiffel.
I was at my hotel in Spain and wasn't feeling well.
Reception said they had a doctor on staff.
The doctor asked me lots of questions and I was then feeling much better.
I told reception I didn't expect a hotel would have a doctor on staff
They said it was a Spanish Inn Physician
My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy
They are moving to greener pasta.
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
What do you call four Spanish guys in a capsized boat?
Quatro sinko.
What is the rough part of Italy called?
The spaghetto.
When I went to highschool in Italy my classmates were one year older than me.
I Skipped pasta grade.
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