What language do they speak in Italy
Times New Roman.
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
No tres-passing.
What do you call a 1 cent coin in Italy?
A penne.
What do you call a sneezing big foot in Spanish?
Achoopacabra.
The Greeks make the best cheese
You feta believe it!
What is the call of a Spanish speaking owl?
Quién...Quién.
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
What does a Greek machine need to work?
Greece.
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
Some people say Greece should stop using the euro as currency...
I think they're being over-drachmatic.
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
What does a Greek God say when they answer the phone?
"Whodisious?"
“Is this the Spanish word for ‘nap’?” She asked, pointing to a word on the page.
“Si, está.”
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
What do you call the generation of people that migrated from Italy?
Genitalia.
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
It wasn't til I studied Spanish as an adult that learned Spain discovered Canada.
As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "Acá, nada."
My 4-year-old son has been learning Spanish all year and he still can't say the word, please.
which I think is poor for four.
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
What do cows in Greece sound like?
They say µ.
My son asked me, what’s a Greek urn?
I said, “about 20 drachmas a day.”
So in my trip to Spain i got attacked by a bull.
Oh man that's spainful.
"There's a woman trapped under a motorway bridge in Italy."
"Genoa?"
"I'm not sure, I can't see her face."
Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”
She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”
There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
Historians have discovered a new Greek God who didn’t excel at anything.
His name was mediocretese.
It’s a beautiful Degas!
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
How do you leave any building in Spain?
You "follow salida lida lida..."
What do you call a small mosque in Spain?
A mosquito!
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
If you want to vacation in Italy, don't be afraid to Rome around.
What did the prehistoric Greeks call their goddess of love?
Troglodite.
How do cats say goodbye in Italy?
Miao.
What do you call a Jamaican man born in Italy?
Reggae-Toni.
What's the difference between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?
Greek yogurt has a rich cultural history.
A few years ago, I had a job translating pre-Classical Greek literature into Braille.
It feels like ancient history.
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
What's the name of the machine the ancient greeks used to calculate how best to fight hybrid monsters?
The antichimera mechanism.
Where do recluses live in Spain?
Barceloner.
Recently, i started learning Spanish
But i can't hola long conversation.
Did you hear ISIS is spreading to Italy?
Nobody's concerned though, since it's just Italian ISIS and they're delicious. Especially cherry flavor.
My boss brought bagels for breakfast and asked me which one I wanted. I said "give me one of the Spanish bagels". He responded " One of the Spanish Bagels?"
"Ay poppy."
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
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