I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
Did you hear about the watchmaker who is half Spanish and half Irish?
His name is Juan O'Clock.
I've been dying to go to Greece on vacation.
But all they serve is bar food.
The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy
So it’s italicized!
So I asked my Spanish friend if he knew where fish lived.
He said "Si."
My friend learned Spanish by jotting sentences repeatedly...
He used wrote learning.
French people give me the crepes.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
How do cats say goodbye in Italy?
Miao.
Half of Italy is complaining about the coronavirus and the other half is laughing not taking it seriously.
All they do is cheese and wine.
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?
Pita Parker.
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
What does a Greek machine need to work?
Greece.
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
A few years ago, I had a job translating pre-Classical Greek literature into Braille.
It feels like ancient history.
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy
They are moving to greener pasta.
The Greeks make the best cheese
You feta believe it!
A company from Israel took over the Greek national cheese factory in Greece
Now it's called the Cheeses of Nazareth.
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
In Italy there is a group pf moms creating soft cheese...
They brand themselves as MOMzarella.
After hearing about my history major, my dad said, “You should go visit Italy in late August.Then you can witness The Fall of Rome."
In Spain, you should not develop a program beyond 2.0.
Because that would be over dos.
What do you call a Greek philosopher who loves rice?
Arisotto.
Which bus went from Spain to America?
Columbus.
Recently, i started learning Spanish
But i can't hola long conversation.
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
I asked my Spanish girlfriend to make a to-do list
so she wrote down everything.
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
I like to say mucho when i’m talking to my Spanish speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.
Me and my friend were going to a costume party. He told me he was coming as a small island off the coast of Italy.
I said don’t be Sicily.
What do Spanish phantoms say when they like something?
me ghosta.
A lot of William Shakespeare’s plays were based off of old Greek and Roman performances
That's playgarism if you ask me.
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
What do you call a hangover when you're alone in Spain?
Barf-a-lona.
How did citizens of Ancient Greece measure land for crops?
By Demeter.
I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football
Nobody expects the Spanish in position.
If Russia attacked Turkey from behind do you think Greece would help?
My uncle moved to Spain to sing on stage by night and sell UPVC windows by day. He changed his name to....
Enrique Doubleglazius.
What's the name of the machine the ancient greeks used to calculate how best to fight hybrid monsters?
The antichimera mechanism.
So in my trip to Spain i got attacked by a bull.
Oh man that's spainful.
I used to live in in Aragon, in Spain.
Then I left.
I'm Aragone.
In Ancient Greece, people who had beliefs contrary to the worship of Poseidon were executed for Heresea.
I was at a thrift store and the guy ahead of me was purchasing an antique urn made in Greece
He asked the cashier if she knew how much a Greek urns.
French, French Revolution
What did Sophocles call his dating service in Ancient Greece?
Oedipal Arrangements.
Other people had drugs in school, but I brought Greek cheeses.
That way I could have math and feta cheese.
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