I was at my hotel in Spain and wasn't feeling well.
Reception said they had a doctor on staff.
The doctor asked me lots of questions and I was then feeling much better.
I told reception I didn't expect a hotel would have a doctor on staff
They said it was a Spanish Inn Physician
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
Genoa bout the bridge collapse in Italy?
Ah well, we won't go over it then.
What do you call an elderly Spanish man?
A senõr citizen.
Took a tour of Pisa, Italy...
Tour guide said “Hello, my name is Eileen.”
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
What's the name of the machine the ancient greeks used to calculate how best to fight hybrid monsters?
The antichimera mechanism.
I can't stand Greek salads.
I like un-feta'd access to my greens.
There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy
They are moving to greener pasta.
I used to live in in Aragon, in Spain.
Then I left.
I'm Aragone.
A company from Israel took over the Greek national cheese factory in Greece
Now it's called the Cheeses of Nazareth.
Historians have discovered a new Greek God who didn’t excel at anything.
His name was mediocretese.
The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy
So it’s italicized!
“Is this the Spanish word for ‘nap’?” She asked, pointing to a word on the page.
“Si, está.”
What speech did Abraham Lincoln give when he went to Italy?
The Spaghetties-burg Address.
How do Greek gods say sorry to one another
"I Apollo-gise"
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
Can I be Candide with you?
Where do recluses live in Spain?
Barceloner.
What's the difference between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?
Greek yogurt has a rich cultural history.
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
I went to Spain to attend the Running of the Bulls, but when I arrived, there was nothing there but cows with fake horns attached.
I was in shambles.
I bought a 400 year-old chair from Italy,
but as soon as I sat on it, it baroque.
My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain.
Adios Omegas.
French people give me the crepes.
Other people had drugs in school, but I brought Greek cheeses.
That way I could have math and feta cheese.
I was at a thrift store and the guy ahead of me was purchasing an antique urn made in Greece
He asked the cashier if she knew how much a Greek urns.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
What do you call a cat from Italy?
Spacatti.
I asked my buddy if he wanted to know what the word “the” was in Spanish. He expressed his disinterest and I responded with...
"Your los."
In Greek Mythology, Chiron was not only half man and half horse, he was also a doctor of medicine
That made him the centaur for disease control.
Half of Italy is complaining about the coronavirus and the other half is laughing not taking it seriously.
All they do is cheese and wine.
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
Whats a good Spanish sports channel?
ESBieN.
What do pups eat in Italy?
Pawsta.
I asked my Italian grandfather if the rougher parts of Italy were called the spaghetto.
His look was pasty.
How do you get in contact with a Greek architect?
You column.
A mummified macaroni pizza was uncovered in Italy today.
The man who uncovered it says "It's a pizza of our pasta."
What sound does a Greek cow make?
"μ"
So there’s this Spanish magician. His main trick was performing a spectacular vanishing act. He said that he’d vanish on the count of three. “Uno” “Dos”
And then he vanished, without a tres.
Did you know there was a Jedi from Italy who was really strict about diets?
His name was Only One Cannoli.
Where to Bees go to party in Spain?
Ibiza.
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