If Russia attacked Turkey from behind do you think Greece would help?
What do you call a hangover when you're alone in Spain?
Barf-a-lona.
Who is the most famous actor in Greece ?
John Travolta.
Did you know that the Greek god Chronos was in the Mafia?
He was the Don of Time itself!
In Greek Mythology, Chiron was not only half man and half horse, he was also a doctor of medicine
That made him the centaur for disease control.
I've been dying to go to Greece on vacation.
But all they serve is bar food.
What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
José and Hose-B.
What do you call a Jamaican man born in Italy?
Reggae-Toni.
I bought a 400 year-old chair from Italy,
but as soon as I sat on it, it baroque.
Why did Italy surrender in WW2?
Because Italics aren't bold.
What's the difference between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?
Greek yogurt has a rich cultural history.
My boss brought bagels for breakfast and asked me which one I wanted. I said "give me one of the Spanish bagels". He responded " One of the Spanish Bagels?"
"Ay poppy."
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
No tres-passing.
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
Where do recluses live in Spain?
Barceloner.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
It wasn't til I studied Spanish as an adult that learned Spain discovered Canada.
As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "Acá, nada."
What do you call the generation of people that migrated from Italy?
Genitalia.
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
Where do folks from Bilbao, Spain buy outdoor equipment?
The Basque Pro Shop.
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy
They are moving to greener pasta.
How does Mr. Bean introduce himself in Spain?
Soy Bean.
‪This is the first year I’m not going to Italy because of the coronavirus. ‬ ‪
Normally I don’t go because I’m poor‬.
My son claims that he identifies as an ancient Greek string instrument.
Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy
So it’s italicized!
So I asked my Spanish friend if he knew where fish lived.
He said "Si."
Historians have discovered a new Greek God who didn’t excel at anything.
His name was mediocretese.
What do you call an elderly Spanish man?
A senõr citizen.
Did you know there was a Jedi from Italy who was really strict about diets?
His name was Only One Cannoli.
How do you leave any building in Spain?
You "follow salida lida lida..."
There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
What do you call the Greek God of Mexican chickens?
Apollo
You heard about the Spanish woman that is now a man?
He’s called Senor Rita.
What is the capital of Greece?
G.
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
What do you call a Greek love song?
An Aphro-ditty.
What did the prehistoric Greeks call their goddess of love?
Troglodite.
Son: "Dad, why'd you name me Odysseus? He's from greek mythology."
Dad: "Well son, you broke through the trojan wall."
Other people had drugs in school, but I brought Greek cheeses.
That way I could have math and feta cheese.
I checked my phone bill after my trip to Italy, and it said I spent DCXII dollars.
I must have left on Data Roman.
Did you hear that cats have carried out a Coup in Barcelona and declared independence from Spain?
They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.
My son asked me what Micheal Jackson was doing in Italy
I told him he was "sight-heeheeing."
What happens when Greeks come back from war?
They get a gyro’s welcome.
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
What language do they speak in Italy
Times New Roman.
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