What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
No tres-passing.
How do you leave any building in Spain?
You "follow salida lida lida..."
An ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.
‘’Euripides’’ says the tailor. ‘’Yeah, Eumenides?’’ replies the man.
The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France.
They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.
What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?
Pita Parker.
A company from Israel took over the Greek national cheese factory in Greece
Now it's called the Cheeses of Nazareth.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
What's the name of the machine the ancient greeks used to calculate how best to fight hybrid monsters?
The antichimera mechanism.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?
They’re all Manuel.
What do pups eat in Italy?
Pawsta.
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
I bought a 400 year-old chair from Italy,
but as soon as I sat on it, it baroque.
My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain.
Adios Omegas.
What did Sophocles call his dating service in Ancient Greece?
Oedipal Arrangements.
What sound does a Greek cow make?
"μ"
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
What language do they speak in Italy
Times New Roman.
Why did Italy surrender in WW2?
Because Italics aren't bold.
What is a Greek dog’s favorite dessert?
Barklava!
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
What does a Greek God say when they answer the phone?
"Whodisious?"
I'm a supervillain from Italy, I have the power to infect people with deadly diseases.
It’s-a-me, Malario.
After hearing about my history major, my dad said, “You should go visit Italy in late August.Then you can witness The Fall of Rome."
If I were to wander around in Italy...
Would I be roamin'?
Which bus went from Spain to America?
Columbus.
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
Can I be Candide with you?
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
How do Greek gods say sorry to one another
"I Apollo-gise"
It’s a beautiful Degas!
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”
She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
It wasn't til I studied Spanish as an adult that learned Spain discovered Canada.
As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "Acá, nada."
How did citizens of Ancient Greece measure land for crops?
By Demeter.
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
Other people had drugs in school, but I brought Greek cheeses.
That way I could have math and feta cheese.
Where do folks from Bilbao, Spain buy outdoor equipment?
The Basque Pro Shop.
In Spain, you should not develop a program beyond 2.0.
Because that would be over dos.
Why do people in Greece not wake up until noon?
Because Dawn is tough on greece.
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
What does a Greek machine need to work?
Greece.
What do you call a small mosque in Spain?
A mosquito!
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