I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
I love complimentary WiFi.
It makes me feel good about myself.
Why are boy keyboards scared of girl keyboards?
They don't want to get qwerties.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
What is the favorite snack of a programmer, it's undoubtedly Cadbury bytes.
Do you know the band 1023 megabytes?
They haven't had a gig yet.
Up until now, I always thought that all the cool mice would get together and live in my mousepad. Now when I know the truth, I feel quite broken.
Are you WiFi?
Because I can feel the connection between us.
I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...
But others will say nomster
Interesting that illegally copying on computers is known as piracy.
I suppose you CTRL C
Why did the hard drive crash?
Because it had a bad driver.
What is a computer's favorite animal?
A RAM.
In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
Where do all the cool mice live? In their mousepads.
I'm not like other keyboards...
I'm qwerty
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