I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...
But others will say nomster
Where do computers go to dance?
The disk-O.
Dear keyboard manufacturers, I'm writing to request a redesign so that g and t wouldn't be right next to each other. Retards
Keep Your Friends Close, Your Utility Keys Closer.
Why are wooden hard drives so bad?
They're all bark and no byte.
Why are boy keyboards scared of girl keyboards?
They don't want to get qwerties.
What did the eyewitness tell the cops after a computer robbed a bank?
It went data way!
Did you hear about the computer virus that was programmed by a cat?
It's considered meowware!
Which keyboard shortcut doesn't work if you're incontinent?
Ctrl-P
Q. Why can't computers play tennis?
A. They try to surf the net.
My computer was running pretty hot
Until I downloaded some fan art, and now it's working better.
My mom told me that sitting on a computer 8 hours a day in unhealthy
I said: But, mom that's why I am using a chair.
Today I Learned I should NOT have my password be the name of my cat.
I then turned to my cat and said, "Well, wJ:cg/v&A;6BTt, I guess it's back to the drawing board."
Changed all my passwords to Kenny.
Now all I have are Kenny Loggins.
I'm not like other keyboards...
I'm qwerty