One day, I carried my laptop to the zoo because I wanted a RAM upgrade so I would have lots of memory when I came back.
Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
*Creating password*
"MTWTFSS_MTWTFSS"
ERROR: [Password two week]
My Wifi password is "writtenontherouter"
And I let all my guests walk to the router and let them unsuccessfully try to use the initial password until I tell them it's literally "writtenontherouter".
What made the computer so smart?
Because he listened to his motherboard!
Which hard drive is always the happiest?
Disk C:
Changed my password to fortnight but apparently that's two week.
A router and a modem got married.
They were pronounced husbandwidth and Wifi.
Why did the computer leave the restroom crying?
It said, "it hurts when IP."
How big is a clown's hard drive?
50 GiggleBytes
I left my laptop outside on the picnic table, and when I came back, the keyboard was covered in ants...
...It took a while to herd them together but I finally got them all under control.
Why did the computer come with airbags?
In case it crashed.
How does a computer learn something new?
Bit by bit.
What is the favorite snack of a programmer, it's undoubtedly Cadbury bytes.
I left my job at the keyboard factory today. To be honest, I had been looking for an Escape for a while.
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