I was waiting at the hotel's lobby when the WiFi was disconnecting from time to time.
I really hated that reception.
Dancing Queen used to have a lot of profanity in its lyrics, but after computers became common
No-one needed an ABBA cuss
Why can't elephants use computers?
Because they're scared of the mouse.
I introduced my mouse to my keyboard today...
It was awkward at first, but then they just clicked.
One day, I carried my laptop to the zoo because I wanted a RAM upgrade so I would have lots of memory when I came back.
What do computers do on a beach vacation?
Surf the net.
I love complimentary WiFi.
It makes me feel good about myself.
My wireless keyboard isn't working
I guess I need to re-pair it.
Playing the keyboard is...
my type of music.
In an attempt to deter computer hackers I've changed all my passwords to 'Brazil Nut'
That will be a hard one to crack.
I've got no home, I haven't got control, and I can't see any escape.
I should get a new keyboard.
A few punny Wifi names you can use:
Wi-Fight the Inevitable
Chance the Router
The LAN Before Time
Silence of the LAN
I Believe Wi Can Fi
The Password is...
Click Here to Download
Get off my LAN
Router? I Hardly Knew Her
Definitely Not Wifi
Q. How does a tree get on the computer?
A. It logs on!
Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
What do hackers do on a boat?
Phishing.
My email password has been hacked again
That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.
What is the favorite snack of a programmer, it's undoubtedly Cadbury bytes.
Where are dead computer hackers buried?
In decrypt.
Q. Why can't computers play tennis?
A. They try to surf the net.
What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?
The spacebar.
I'm not like other keyboards...
I'm qwerty
Did you hear about the Wi-Fi wedding?
The ceremony was awful, but the reception was great!
Trying to teach my dad how to put WiFi on his tablet
Me: You just have to go to settings!
Dad: This is just making me upsettings!
On the spot no hesitation! Gotta love him!
What happens when you turn on a computer?
You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
How does a computer learn something new?
Bit by bit.
Why do microwaves always mess up WiFi...
...when every one I've tried creates hotspots?
Q. Where do computers keep their money?
A. In a data bank.
What do you call a solar powered keyboard?
A photosynthesiser
I joined a support group for former computer hackers.
Anonymous Anonymous.
Apparently Dracula sets up a password for every website so he can click on Your Account.
My computer is so slow it's running in the '90s.
My Wifi password is "writtenontherouter"
And I let all my guests walk to the router and let them unsuccessfully try to use the initial password until I tell them it's literally "writtenontherouter".
I wanted to do some research on organs in biology, but I had no WiFi and couldn't find the information I wanted.
I wound up using cellular.
I for one
is something you might do if you had a broken keyboard
I hate hard drives...
...they byte
Why was the computer sad?
It was going un-node-iced.
Some guy asked dad for the WiFi code.
Shrugging his shoulders and giving a sympathetic look, he responded: I can't figure her out either.
I can relate to my computer so much. Even I go to sleep after 25mins of inactivity.
German Wi-Fi is the WURST.
How many wipes does it take to clean a keyboard?
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I now pronounce you husband and wifi
You may kiss the bride goodbye.
My brother, who is an IT guy, got surgery done on his fingers. Now he can truly be called a tech-knuckle support guy.
Computers can be very good at golf because of their hard drives.
The FBI are raiding an alleged spy's apartment when they discover a hard drive labeled "KGB".
One of the agents holds it up with a look of confusion and says, "Why wouldn't he just write 1 TB?"
Where do all the cool mice live? In their mousepads.
Which keyboard shortcut doesn't work if you're incontinent?
Ctrl-P
My father got a new laptop, and it is now like the baby computer of the house, so we refer to the older laptop as the 'Data'.
I told my boss, "Sorry I'm late. I was having computer issues."
Boss: Hard drive?
Me: No, the commute was fine. It's my laptop.
Why was the computer coughing?
It had a virus.
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