This time last year I was working as a computer programmer, installing auto correct. But out of nowhere..
.. I was fried for no raisin.
My computer is so slow it's running in the '90s.
German Wi-Fi is the WURST.
The oldest computer was an apple given to Adam and Eve back in paradise lost, but it came with very limited memory of just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
Q. Where do computers keep their money?
A. In a data bank.
I've got no home, I haven't got control, and I can't see any escape.
I should get a new keyboard.
My email password has been hacked again
That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.
I was waiting at the hotel's lobby when the WiFi was disconnecting from time to time.
I really hated that reception.
I used to store motivational quotes that I found online, onto the cloud, for whenever I needed some inspiration.
Unfortunately I forgot the password for my Google account.
I have no Drive.
Apparently Dracula sets up a password for every website so he can click on Your Account.
Where do all the cool mice live? In their mousepads.
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None because it's a hardware issue.
Interesting that illegally copying on computers is known as piracy.
I suppose you CTRL C
What do you call a solar powered keyboard?
A photosynthesiser
Why did the computer come with airbags?
In case it crashed.
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