The rancher's Wifi wasn't working so he moved the router to the barn...
Now he has a stable connection
It's okay password...
...I'm insecure too...
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
What was Hitler's favorite computer game?
Mein Kraft.
Why did Karen press Ctrl-Shift-Esc on her keyboard?
Because she wanted to speak to the Task Manager!
Why do you need a password to make a camp fire?
So you can log in.
I wanted to do some research on organs in biology, but I had no WiFi and couldn't find the information I wanted.
I wound up using cellular.
Why did the computer spy get fired?
She couldn't hack it.
How does a computer learn something new?
Bit by bit.
My sister's laptop is so sassy and fun, it loves to play disc-o music.
My computer was running pretty hot
Until I downloaded some fan art, and now it's working better.
I asked the librarian for the new book on erectile dysfunction.
She typed on her keyboard and said "It's not coming up!"
I said "Yeah, that's the one!!"
Why are wooden hard drives so bad?
They're all bark and no byte.
What do Russians call a bad WiFi connection?
Inter-NIET
If you used a keyboard with built-in speakers, you would be...?
Stereotyping.
My brother, who is an IT guy, got surgery done on his fingers. Now he can truly be called a tech-knuckle support guy.
Q. What's a computer geek's favourite snack?
A. Microchips.
Changed my password to fortnight but apparently that's two week.
My computer wants to build a snowman.
It's frozen.
What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?
The spacebar.
My wifi password is the cat's birthday month
Feb-paw-hairy
What made the computer so smart?
Because he listened to his motherboard!
People need to be careful about computers at all times because they byte.
Where are dead computer hackers buried?
In decrypt.
One day, I carried my laptop to the zoo because I wanted a RAM upgrade so I would have lots of memory when I came back.
My computer became self aware and asked for a snack.
I replied, "Sorry I'm fresh out of computer chips."
Interesting that illegally copying on computers is known as piracy.
I suppose you CTRL C
Up until now, I always thought that all the cool mice would get together and live in my mousepad. Now when I know the truth, I feel quite broken.
How do trees get on a computer?
They just log in.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
How big is a clown's hard drive?
50 GiggleBytes
I heard that starting next year, keyboards will no longer be sold with italics...
But it was a bold-faced lie.
Why did the computer come with airbags?
In case it crashed.
Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the Keyboard Factory?
He didn't put enough shifts in.
What do you call a solar powered keyboard?
A photosynthesiser
Computers can be very good at golf because of their hard drives.
How do you come up with a secure password to protect yourself against hackers?
Just make it the last 10 digits of pi.
I'm not like other keyboards...
I'm qwerty
I know when I store files, my computer gets hungry. It starts telling me about the bytes I use and how many are remaining for him to fill up completely.
I've got no home, I haven't got control, and I can't see any escape.
I should get a new keyboard.
Q. Why couldn't the dinosaur play games on the computer?
A. Because he ate the mous
I introduced my mouse to my keyboard today...
It was awkward at first, but then they just clicked.
V
V
Edit*: sorry it seems as the CTRL button on my keyboard isn't working
My email password has been hacked again
That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.
Trying to teach my dad how to put WiFi on his tablet
Me: You just have to go to settings!
Dad: This is just making me upsettings!
On the spot no hesitation! Gotta love him!
Do you know the band 1023 megabytes?
They haven't had a gig yet.
I'm really obsessed with the F1 key on my keyboard. I'm trying to get help.
Today my "O" button on my keyboard stopped working.
Maybe it was a sign I should've stopped o-ppressing the keyboard.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
My computer's favorite singer is A Dell.
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