What do Russians call a bad WiFi connection?
Inter-NIET
Two days ago, I named my Wifi to "Hack it if you can".
Yesterday it was changed to "Challenge accepted".
I've got no home, I haven't got control, and I can't see any escape.
I should get a new keyboard.
My computer is so slow it's running in the '90s.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
What did the baby computer call its father?
Data.
The FBI are raiding an alleged spy's apartment when they discover a hard drive labeled "KGB".
One of the agents holds it up with a look of confusion and says, "Why wouldn't he just write 1 TB?"
A robot is eating a hard drive for lunch.
The robot's friend asks for a bite and the robot says "Sure, but just a small bite." His friend takes a bite and the robot shouts, "Hey! That's a megabyte!"
I joined a support group for former computer hackers.
Anonymous Anonymous.
I hate hard drives...
...they byte
I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".
I was waiting at the hotel's lobby when the WiFi was disconnecting from time to time.
I really hated that reception.
Where do the keys on a keyboard go to have a good time
The spacebar.
Q. What did the computer say to the cookie?
A. "Can I have your chocolate chip?"
Someone vandalized my keyboard leaving only 1 button.
Surprisingly, the police were more thorough in the investigation than I expected. They even asked to see my colon.
How do lumberjacks shut down their computers?.
They log off.
My kid asked why I named our WiFi "ship"?
But that's how everything syncs.
IF YOU GUYS SEE A LINK ON FACEBOOK THAT SAYS "GET A MILLION DOLLARS FOR FREE" DON'T CLICK ON IT.
IT IS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR PHONE'S KEYBOARD ON CAPS LOCK.
This time last year I was working as a computer programmer, installing auto correct. But out of nowhere..
.. I was fried for no raisin.
Up until now, I always thought that all the cool mice would get together and live in my mousepad. Now when I know the truth, I feel quite broken.
What is a computer's favorite animal?
A RAM.
Why was the old computer sad?
Because it had a floppy disk.
Trying to teach my dad how to put WiFi on his tablet
Me: You just have to go to settings!
Dad: This is just making me upsettings!
On the spot no hesitation! Gotta love him!
My brother, who is an IT guy, got surgery done on his fingers. Now he can truly be called a tech-knuckle support guy.
My father got a new laptop, and it is now like the baby computer of the house, so we refer to the older laptop as the 'Data'.
My mom told me that sitting on a computer 8 hours a day in unhealthy
I said: But, mom that's why I am using a chair.
If cheese were downloadable, then I'd try to throw my hard drive as far as possible.
What I'm saying is, I'd chuck e-cheese.
Computers cannot make good boxers because their bark is worse than their byte.
People need to be careful about computers at all times because they byte.
What do you call a computer that plays tennis?
A server
My sister's laptop is so sassy and fun, it loves to play disc-o music.
*Creating password*
"MTWTFSS_MTWTFSS"
ERROR: [Password two week]
Q. Why couldn't the dinosaur play games on the computer?
A. Because he ate the mous
Just can't get away from my broken keyboard. There's no escape.
Where do computers go to dance?
The disk-O.
Why did the keyboard not get any sleep?...
Because it has two shifts.
My computer's favorite singer is A Dell.
Why did the computer spy get fired?
She couldn't hack it.
My Wifi password is "writtenontherouter"
And I let all my guests walk to the router and let them unsuccessfully try to use the initial password until I tell them it's literally "writtenontherouter".
Why was the hard drive scared of the large file?
Because it was a terror-byte.
My doctor must think I have a bad hard drive
He said he needed to C:
I told my boss, "Sorry I'm late. I was having computer issues."
Boss: Hard drive?
Me: No, the commute was fine. It's my laptop.
I introduced my mouse to my keyboard today...
It was awkward at first, but then they just clicked.
When my father complained to my mother for never picking or dropping me at school, she looked at him and said, "You are the master of drag and drop, my love". He's an IT specialist...
I was conned into believing that my hotel room in Moscow had free Wifi.
I remember the ad saying: Internyet.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of crime?
They just ransomware.
Q. Why can't computers play tennis?
A. They try to surf the net.
I fell asleep on my phone the other day. It downloaded a nap.
I didn't know WiFi stood for Wireless Fidelity.
I guess I just didn't get the connection.
I for one
is something you might do if you had a broken keyboard
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