What's the sketchiest button combo on a computer keyboard?
Shift + T
Q. Why can't computers play tennis?
A. They try to surf the net.
I know when I store files, my computer gets hungry. It starts telling me about the bytes I use and how many are remaining for him to fill up completely.
My doctor must think I have a bad hard drive
He said he needed to C:
I was dating a keyboard but we had to break up...
...she just wasn't my type.
I got a asked to leave karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" seven times in a row. I had exceeded the allowed number of Loggins attempts.
My keyboard fell apart today.
I feel like I'm losing Ctrl of everything.
Why was the hard drive scared of the large file?
Because it was a terror-byte.
Q. Why couldn't the dinosaur play games on the computer?
A. Because he ate the mous
Just can't get away from my broken keyboard. There's no escape.
The rancher's Wifi wasn't working so he moved the router to the barn...
Now he has a stable connection
What happened to the plane run by a computer?
It crashed.
I wanted to do some research on organs in biology, but I had no WiFi and couldn't find the information I wanted.
I wound up using cellular.
Why was the computer coughing?
It had a virus.
Got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. I couldn't keep the space clean.
In an attempt to deter computer hackers I've changed all my passwords to 'Brazil Nut'
That will be a hard one to crack.
I am really good with PowerPoint because I Excel at it.
I had no one to help me when my computer and phone mutinied
I was left to my own devices.
My father said that there was a bug on my computer. The bug was trying to eat one byte at a time.
Interesting that illegally copying on computers is known as piracy.
I suppose you CTRL C
Which keyboard shortcut doesn't work if you're incontinent?
Ctrl-P
Why do cats like computers the best?
Cuz they have a mouse.
Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the Keyboard Factory?
He didn't put enough shifts in.
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
The computer said my password needed at least eight characters and at least one number, so I changed it to Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
Hardcore programmers will agree that neither of them would use AC because they all prefer to open windows.
I imagine eventually there will be a day when we have a WiFi hotspot on Mt. Everest.
Only then will we reach peak internet.
What did the baby computer call its father?
Data.
I love complimentary WiFi.
It makes me feel good about myself.
Today my "O" button on my keyboard stopped working.
Maybe it was a sign I should've stopped o-ppressing the keyboard.
Q. What is a popular search engine for ghosts?
A. GHOULgle!
Why did the person throw their computer cabinet in the air?
They wanted to store it in the cloud.
Up until now, I always thought that all the cool mice would get together and live in my mousepad. Now when I know the truth, I feel quite broken.
Playing the keyboard is...
my type of music.
German Wi-Fi is the WURST.
IF YOU GUYS SEE A LINK ON FACEBOOK THAT SAYS "GET A MILLION DOLLARS FOR FREE" DON'T CLICK ON IT.
IT IS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR PHONE'S KEYBOARD ON CAPS LOCK.
I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".
Don't use the word "EGG" for your password...
It's very easily cracked.
Why are boy keyboards scared of girl keyboards?
They don't want to get qwerties.
Why did the computer spy get fired?
She couldn't hack it.
I can relate to my computer so much. Even I go to sleep after 25mins of inactivity.
People need to be careful about computers at all times because they byte.
Why was the computer sad?
It was going un-node-iced.
What is a computer's favorite animal?
A RAM.
The FBI are raiding an alleged spy's apartment when they discover a hard drive labeled "KGB".
One of the agents holds it up with a look of confusion and says, "Why wouldn't he just write 1 TB?"
I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard.
I expect a long sentence.
How big is a clown's hard drive?
50 GiggleBytes
How do you type the word "Royalty" on a keyboard?
You start with the higher R key.
The oldest computer was an apple given to Adam and Eve back in paradise lost, but it came with very limited memory of just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
My wireless keyboard isn't working
I guess I need to re-pair it.
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