Free Wifi!
Why? Was Mr. Wifi wrongfully accused or something?
I didn't know WiFi stood for Wireless Fidelity.
I guess I just didn't get the connection.
A robot is eating a hard drive for lunch.
The robot's friend asks for a bite and the robot says "Sure, but just a small bite." His friend takes a bite and the robot shouts, "Hey! That's a megabyte!"
What do Russians call a bad WiFi connection?
Inter-NIET
I'm really obsessed with the F1 key on my keyboard. I'm trying to get help.
Where are dramatic hard drives from?
Oh I/O
I hate it when planes don't have free WiFi.
It drives me bored air line crazy.
How do lumberjacks shut down their computers?.
They log off.
Does your computer constantly and annoyingly have tons of updates to install?
Of course it does. Software needs to get better over a number of years and you can't rush the progress.
Chrome wasn't built in a day.
Changed my password to fortnight but apparently that's two week.
What was Hitler's favorite computer game?
Mein Kraft.
I can relate to my computer so much. Even I go to sleep after 25mins of inactivity.
He couldn't get over his dead wife, so he got a new computer
Now he can processor.
On a keyboard, nothing is under control.
Why did the spider get on the computer?
To check his website.
The oldest computer was an apple given to Adam and Eve back in paradise lost, but it came with very limited memory of just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
I am really good with PowerPoint because I Excel at it.
It doesn't matter if my wife tells me Im not mature
Im not going to let her enter my tree house without the right password.
Did you like my HTTP 200 joke?
It was OK.
I had no one to help me when my computer and phone mutinied
I was left to my own devices.
People need to be careful about computers at all times because they byte.
Did you hear about the new WiFi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
My partner got mad when she found so much spam on my computer.
She said, "Food belongs on a plate!"
Used to never be able to use the WiFi at my farm until I moved my router to the barn.
Now I have a stable connection.
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
My keyboard fell apart today.
I feel like I'm losing Ctrl of everything.
I always love pressing F5 on my keyboard.
It's so refreshing.
Why do computers wear glasses?
To improve their web-sight.
I was waiting at the hotel's lobby when the WiFi was disconnecting from time to time.
I really hated that reception.
I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard.
I expect a long sentence.
Why can't elephants use computers?
Because they're scared of the mouse.
Computers cannot make good boxers because their bark is worse than their byte.
What do you get when you cross a computer with an elephant? Lots of memory!
Two days ago, I named my Wifi to "Hack it if you can".
Yesterday it was changed to "Challenge accepted".
What happens when you turn on a computer?
You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk.
Q. What happened when the computer geeks met?
A. It was love at first site!
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of crime?
They just ransomware.
What made the computer so smart?
Because he listened to his motherboard!
Q. Why can't computers play tennis?
A. They try to surf the net.
Where do all the cool mice live? In their mousepads.
What do you call a program that uses every possible combination to crack a password?
A battering R.A.M.
What did the WiFi router say when it was unplugged?
"Tell my wifi love her
I went into a bar with a keyboard under my arm. The barman said "Oi! We don"t want your typing in here".
Just can't get away from my broken keyboard. There's no escape.
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".
Why do you need a password to make a camp fire?
So you can log in.
I was testing the speaker phone on the intercom on our landline with my father yesterday.
It started to make that annoying noise. My old man said it was too close to call.
My doctor must think I have a bad hard drive
He said he needed to C:
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
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