I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
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