What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley.
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
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