My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
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