Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley.
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
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