Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley.
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
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