My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley.
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
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