My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
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