The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
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