After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
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