What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
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