Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
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