Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
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