He came, he thawed, he conquered.
It's lit.
The snuggle is real.
I only have ice for you.
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
You snow the drill.
Fir sure.
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
“Deck the Halls with Bows on Collies.”
You’re my soul Santa.
“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
How rude-olf of you.
“You’re my soul Santa.”
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
Make it rein.
It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.
Don’t be elfish.
As it snow happens.
I’ll never fir-get.
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
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