“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
Best in snow.
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.
“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
Let’s get elf-ed up.
Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
Birch, please.
“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
Snow thank you.
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
“I love you from head to mistletoe.”
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
Time to spruce things up.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
Icy what you did there.
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
It’s snow joke.
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
This is snow laughing matter!
It takes one to snow one.
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa? A Christmas Quacker.
What genre of music do elves love to listen to? Wrap.
You snow the drill.
“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
I’m elf-taught.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”
Treat yo'elf.
“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
I’m feelin’ pine.
It's ice to meet you.
Hold on for deer life.
Resting Grinch face.
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
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