Hold on for deer life.
Let’s take an elfie.
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
I’m elf-taught.
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
You’re my soul Santa.
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”
Make it rein.
I only have ice for you.
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.
Don't get caught elvesdropping on Santa!
Treat yo'elf.
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
Sleigh, what?!
I’m feelin’ pine.
Let’s get elf-ed up.
“I love you from head to mistletoe.”
Icy what you did there.
Icy what you did there.
You snow the drill.
Snow thank you.
Don’t be elfish.
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
Say it ain’t snow.
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.
But wait—there’s myrrh.
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
“If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
Resting Grinch face.
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
Time to spruce things up.
“I love when candy canes are in mint condition.”
How rude-olf of you.
As it snow happens.
He’s an elf-made man.
What genre of music do elves love to listen to? Wrap.
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
“Did you know that the Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a
bit?”
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
This is snow laughing matter!
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa? A Christmas Quacker.
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