Don’t be elfish.
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
You’re my soul Santa.
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
How rude-olf of you.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
It's lit.
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
Up to snow good.
“Did you know that the Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a
bit?”
“I love when candy canes are in mint condition.”
Believe in your elf.
What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
Snow thank you.
We have great chemis-tree.
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
Sleigh, what?!
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
As it snow happens.
Hold on for deer life.
“Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.”
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
“What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!”
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
Icy what you did there.
What genre of music do elves love to listen to? Wrap.
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
As it snow happens.
It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.
It’s snow joke.
You snow the drill.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
Resting Grinch face.
It takes one to snow one.
I only have ice for you.
But wait—there’s myrrh.
It's ice to meet you.
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
Make it rein.
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
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