What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
I’ll never fir-get.
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
Yule be sorry.
Snow on and snow forth.
The snuggle is real.
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa? A Christmas Quacker.
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
Make it rein.
I only have ice for you.
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
As it snow happens.
Your presents is requested.
“Deck the Halls with Bows on Collies.”
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
Snow on and snow forth.
Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.
Let’s get elf-ed up.
Snow thank you.
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”
“What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.”
You’re my soul Santa.
“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
Fir sure.
You snow the drill.
How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
Up to snow good.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
It's lit.
“Did you know that the Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a
bit?”
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
Snow thank you.
It takes one to snow one.
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
Believe in your elf.
“You’re my soul Santa.”
I'm pine-ing for you.
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
Best in snow.
Treat yo'elf.
It's ice to meet you.
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