What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
Snow thank you.
I have the final sleigh.
Love at frost sight!
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
It takes one to snow one.
Yule be sorry.
Say it ain’t snow.
A round of Santa-plause, please.
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
Fir sure.
But wait—there’s myrrh.
Hold on for deer life.
Say it ain’t snow.
Believe in your elf.
Your presents is requested.
Let’s get elf-ed up.
Let’s take an elfie.
“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
It’s snow joke.
It's ice to meet you.
It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
“What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.”
It’s snow joke.
It's ice to meet you.
Make it rein.
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
Snow thank you.
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
As it snow happens.
This is snow laughing matter!
Sleigh, what?!
Resting Grinch face.
What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a break from delivering gifts? Santa Pause!
“Deck the Halls with Bows on Collies.”
Don't get caught elvesdropping on Santa!
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