What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
One molar solution.
Did you check the news? There was a Radon the chemical store.
You know what's cool about chemistry?
Endothermic reactions.
An electrolyte and a solvent are talking in jail.
Solvent: What are you in for?
Electrolyte: A salt charge.
The name's Bond. Ionic Bond. Taken, not shared.
I keep making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.
When life gives you mold - make penicillin.
Why was there only one Avogadro?
When they made him, they broke the moled.
I like looking at a chart of all the chemical elements... periodically.
The optimist sees the glass half full.
The pessimist sees the glass half empty.
The chemist see the glass completely full, half in the liquid state and half in the vapor state.
Funny chemistry puns always get a good reaction.
What did the generous mole say when people crashed his party?
The mole the merrier
What do you call a cab which provides drug therapy? Chemotaxis.
Why couldn't the alpha helix say the alphabet?
Because it broke up every time it got to L-amino P.
What kind of fruit did Avogadro eat in the summer?
Water-mole-ns
It's getting hard to zinc of new science puns because so many of them argon.
An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: "Anyone knows the formula for water?"
"Sure. That's easy," said one man.
"What is it?"
"H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O."
"What, what?" reasked the instructor.
"H to O," explained the chemistry expert.
What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
CSI.
Why did the military use acid?
To neutralize the enemy base.
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed.
Books on helium are so hard to put down.
When hydrogen got arrested they told him he had one phone call.
He replied: "Call who? I don't have a family!"
Wanna hear a pun about gold? AU!
Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve noble gases here."
Helium doesn't react.
If Iron Man and the Silver Surfer teamed up together, would they be alloys?
Ah! The element of surprise.
How did the blond define hydrophobic on her chemistry exam? Fear of utility bills.
Oxygen went on a date with potassium last night.
It went OK.
Why don't they galvanize ships?
Because that would make them zinc.
What did Avogadro teach his students in math class?
Mole-tiplication
What do you get when you have a bunch of moles acting like idiots?
A bunch of mole-asses
What are mammoles?
Four-legged ani-moles
Why is it bad to tell mole jokes?
It's mole-itically incorrect.
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
What kind of bears dissolve in water?
Polar bears.
What does Avogadro put in his hot chocolate?
Marsh-mole-ows
What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
"HeHe."
I can eat sugar with either hand, I'm ambidextrose.
When Miss Acid told her husband, Mr Alkali, she was pregnant...
He exploded with anger.
It wasn't the reaction she was hoping for.
What do doctors do to injured elements? They helium.
What do you call an acid with attitude?
A meano-acid.
Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?
Because he touched the beaker before it was cool.
A chemistry lab is like a big party.
Some drop the acid while others drop the base.
I am out of chemistry jokes. I should zinc of a new one.
What illness kept Avogadro in bed for two months?
Mole-onucleosis
I'm fascinated by water's gas form.
It mist-ifies me.
How do you make a hormone? You don't pay her.
What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A ferrous wheel.
Which tooth did Avogadro have pulled?
One of his mole-ars
What kind of test do chemistry students like best?
Mole-tiple choice
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