What do you call a truck towing a smaller truck?
A mother trucker
What is a con artist's truck towed with?
A pickup line
Which car does the Mensa student drive?
A Smart car.
In Mexico, truck drivers always keep a wheel of cheese in their cabs. Apparently this is in queso emergencies.
What is a car’s favourite movie character?
Aerial from The Little Mermaid.
What did the computer say to the other after a 16 hour car ride?
"That was a hard drive."
My partner has been having nightmares that he’s a truck. He always wakes up tyred and exhaust-ed.
Why did the bus driver take a break? He needed to 'stop' and refuel!
How do you know a car is a good price?
If it is a Ford-able.
How to spot the best mechanic?
The brightest bulb.
Which bus went from Spain to America?
Columbus
How does a car express love to another?
‘I a door you.’
What should you do if a car is annoying you.
Give the car a head rest.
What is a car’s favourite sport?
Soc-car.
The bus driver was so friendly and nice, it was a 'joy ride'!
How to cars convince you?
By telling you that ‘you Audi-believe it.’
Something is Wrong With My Bicycle,
it doesn't Go Straight.
Why did the submarines feelings get hurt?
Because they keep calling it a dipship
There are more planes in the ocean than there are submarines in the sky
This much is plane to sea
What color are military submarines?
Deep navy
If a police officer pulls a U-Haul truck over...
did he just bust a move?
What are police cars made of?
Copper
I wanted to learn to drive a stick shift. Thing is, I couldn’t find a manual.
How does a car tell you to get out?
‘Get out, or I shall give you the boot.’
51. What does a car yell when something goes wrong?
‘Jesus Chrysler!’
Officer: “I’m sorry sir, it looks like your wife has been hit by a truck.”
Me: ”Yeah I know, but she’s got a great personality though!”
Who should drive home out of the two friends?
The one who is not tired.
The local motorway has become blocked after a truck shed it's load of brightly coloured writing paper and envelopes.
Police say the traffic is pretty stationery...
Mum said I would never be able to make a bicycle out of spaghetti
Well I did, and you should’ve seen her face when I rode pasta
Why did the bus driver laugh? He was having a 'wheely' good time!
What is the preferred shampoo brand of truck drivers?
Lorry-el
Bro, are you a submarine?
Because you're so gnar.
I saw a sign on the bus the other day.
It said "please give this seat to the elderly."
So I ripped it out and took it home for my grandad
What’s the hardest part about working as a bus driver? Everyone’s talking behind your back.
What do all French cars come with as standard?
A spare wheel of cheese.
What do you call a bus full of smart people?
A Scholarship
What is a car’s favourite colour?
Racing car green.
When I asked the bus driver for directions, it was a 'bus stop' service!
I told my boyfriend I'd missed the bus.
He asked me what I was trying to hit it with.
A silent man walked into a bicycle shop...
He picked up a wheel and spoke.
I watched, horrified as two trucks carrying cheese crashed into each other. De brie was all over the road.
I rode my bike so much, I had to put a new set of wheels on it. I was about to put a third set on it, but the old bike didn’t work anymore. which is understandable. The bike was already retired.
My trucker friend was super excited about his new house. I asked him why, and he told me it had a really long haul way.
Baby dump trucks have the cutest name – they’re called dumplings.
Have you heard about Amazon’s plan to make intercontinental shipments using electric submarine drones?
They’re projecting a large increase in e-fish-in-sea.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was too tired..
What made the truck driver finally stop farting?
He ran out of gas.
Where do bus drivers eat their lunches? In a traffic jam.
Do you know why the U.S. Navy always keeps at least two canaries on board each of their submarines?
Because everyone knows that if you have a big sub you also need a good set of tweeters.
Today was a terrible day. First my ex got hit by a bus.
Then I lost my job as a driver.
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