A truck carrying ladders crashed on the road. The cargo has spilled over, but police are taking steps to clear the area.
Did you hear about the 2 Tow Truck drivers who wanted to elope?
They got hitched.
There are more planes in the ocean than there are submarines in the sky
This much is plane to sea
49. What does a child car play with?
Toy-otas.
I knew a submarine sailor who wasn't very talkative or energetic
He was a subdued sub dude.
What are police cars made of?
Copper
51. What does a car yell when something goes wrong?
‘Jesus Chrysler!’
What is a car’s favourite fashion accessory?
A clutch bag.
Why did the larger car go first?
It had the right of weigh.
How advanced are the inner workings of a submarine?
It goes very deep
Why did the bus stop in the middle of the street? It saw a zebra crossing.
I tried driving a truck with a trailer that was attached without using the proper equipment.
It went off without a hitch.
I wanted to learn to drive a stick shift. Thing is, I couldn’t find a manual.
A man is wanted for stealing tires off of cop cars.
Police are working tirelessly to catch him.
Another truck crashed further down the road; this one was carrying wigs. The police are combing the area.
What is the car dealership in Star Wars called?
The Mazda-lorian
Have you heard about the guys who stole a truck full of broccoli and cauliflower? They had to really floret to get away.
What is a car’s favourite bug?
A beetle.
Did you know there were cars in America before Christopher Columbus arrived?
The Cherokees.
When I asked the bus driver for directions, it was a 'bus stop' service!
BREAKING: The United States, after mistaking it for an Iranian submarine, has struck a utility submarine with an underwater torpedo that was en route to displace the shipping carrier blocking the Suez Canal, killing all 169 aboard
whoops wrong sub
What’s the difference between a school bus driver and a winter cold? One knows all the stops, and the other stops the nose.
I hopped on the bus yesterday afternoon. After a few minutes, the driver asked me to sit down like everyone else
Two trucks – one carrying strawberries and one carrying sugar – crashed. Drivers didn’t stop, and now the jam is getting thicker.
How to spot the best mechanic?
The brightest bulb.
What is a car’s favourite colour?
Racing car green.
I joined the French Submarine Corps to learn how to deal with the loss of a loved one.
They taught me periscoping techniques.
As I put the car in reverse, I thought to myself:
"This really takes me back".
What did the computer say to the other after a 16 hour car ride?
"That was a hard drive."
Why did the bus driver take a break? He needed to 'stop' and refuel!
I saw a lady riding a camel and being pulled by a truck...
It was a camel tow
Why did the bus driver take a long break? He needed a wheel-y good rest!
I got arrested because I left my car at the bar and took the bus home.
It turned out I was in no condition to drive that either.
Why don’t cars enjoy long drives?
They find them a drag.
I heard someone complain about the bus being too crowded, it was a 'bus-load' of people!
How do you know a car is a good price?
If it is a Ford-able.
Bro, are you a submarine?
Because you're so gnar.
How do you spot a car made by Apple?
It does not have Windows.
My wife said she saved $5 by not taking a bus and walking home
I said, you could've saved a $20 by not taking a cab instead
My kid’s toy submarine was having trouble staying under water...
I hope this will not surface again
I have to pay for a bus ticket?
I guess it's only fare
Why should you be cautious of a Finnish submarine captain?
He’ll sink ye.
Bus ticket inspectors: You’ve really got to hand it to them.
What is a car’s favourite film?
Taxi.
I was driving along the motorway one day when a truck in front of me shed its load of cabbage. Never slaw that coming.
What do you call a perfect submarine?
Sub-optimal.
What is the preferred shampoo brand of truck drivers?
Lorry-el
What happens when a frogs car breaks down?
It has to be toad away.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was too tired..
What did the car call his new band?
Back Seat Boys.
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