Scientist are shocked after discovery of a new african bee species that can keep on flying even after their heart stops.
Local tribes in fear of a zombee apocalypse
"Bugs and hisses."
Stay away from Gmail if you don't want to get shivers down your spine
There's clearly a draft in there.
Why do action potentials make good volleyball players?
They are always spiking.
I just found out that my son got a tattoo of spades, diamonds, hearts, and clubs on his arm.
I might have to deal with him later.
Where do skeletons go hang out at night?
Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.
When does it rain brains?
During a brain storm.
I’m directing a play about a boy who broke his arm.
You should see the cast.
How does the spinal cord hammer a nail into a wall?
With a series of spinal taps.
Why didn’t one skeleton want to look at the other skeleton?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
What do you say when you go to a dinner with a bunch of osteopathologists?
Bone appetit!
My doctor forgot to document my blood type.
It was a typo.
I lub dub you with all my heart.
What's a skeletons favorite activity?
Boning.
What does a pirate with heart failures need?
Anti-arrrrrrrrrrhythmics.
What does the visual system use to play basketball?
Eyeballs.
How do a group of skeletons drive to work?
In the carpal lane.
What do you call a fake bone?
A faux-knee.
I have a heart-on for you.
What happened to the patient who refused to get a much-needed transplant?
He had a change of heart.
What do you call glia when it is happy?
Smyelin.
"Lazy bones."
Did you hear about the bear with the bad heart?
It went into kodiak arrest.
What is it called when a tree has spine problems?
ScoliOAKsis.
My mom always says that the stomach is the best way to a man’s heart. That’s why she is a bad surgeon.
What do you call a deer that feeds on the blood of others?
Vlad the impala.
My cardiologist friend keeps sending me x-rays of his chest.
A bit weird, I know, but it just shows his heart is in the right place.
How did the mother know her child would become a neuroanatomist?
He was constantly staining stuff.
Did you know that a Squid’s esophagus goes through its brain?
Food for thought, isn’t it?
My sister asked me to hand her lipstick but i handed her a glue stick instead
She still won’t talk to me
What do you call it when the axe in your hand falls on your feet.
An AXEIDENT.
My friend always sleeps with his head on a bag of rice
He said it was a type of pilau.
Why are skeletons such bad liars?
Everyone can see right through them.
What do you call a woman with one leg?
ILENE.
The real reason humans have wrinkly brains?
We've been in the gene pool too long.
Bonnie Tyler has released a video all about cardiology.
It’s totally clips of the heart.
What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
I banged my head on a low bridge.
Would have been ok if viaduct.
How many bones are in the human hand?
A handful of them.
I don't mind leg day at the gym.
It's just the two days after that I can't stand.
When we put our two hearts together, we can’t be beat.
I think my back hurts. I'm okay though.
It's spine.
I broke my spine in an accident last year. Had a life saving operation to fix my neck which permanently locked my head in place.
Since then I've never looked back.
You should follow your heart, but keep in mind to take your brain too.
Why are sponges and brains similar?
They both like to soak up "material"
What did one skeleton wrestler say to the other?
You better watch out for my special move. It will verta-break your back!
My son was injected with poisoned blood from a person from Finland
He said "I am finnished."
What do you call two spine bones that are friends?
Vertebros.
What do neurons do on their birthdays?
They cell-ebrate
If some of Fred Flintstone's neurotransmitters could talk, what would they say?
"Gaba-Daba-Do!"
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