I hear there's a new COVID-19 vaccine delivered via an audio interface as music.
It is hoped that this will lead to heard immunity.
If Russia wants to be the first country to produce a vaccine ...
... Then Soviet.
How did the herpetologist know he would be married soon? He caught the garter snake.
I created a vaccine for apathy, but unfortunately no one seems interested.
Don’t expect to hear yourself urinate after taking the Pfizer vaccine.
I had a doctor tell me the P was silent.
I heard Frozen University is banning anyone who got the COVID vaccine from returning for the spring quarter
I guess if you get vaccinated you won’t be headed to the ICU.
Hey why Are The Viruses All Gone? Cause They "flu" AWAY.
Where do hippos go to university? Hippocampus.
Using vaccines is...
Antibody-building.
Bacteria is the only culture some people have.
With all the talk of the pandemic and vaccines recently, I decided to consult a micro-biologist.
I thought they'd be smaller.
Do you find bone puns humerus?
If this new covid vaccine works...
...It'll be a real shot in the arm for 2021.
How do you tell the difference between boys and girls?
Take their genes down.
I can't imagine the stress put on the workers in trying to figure out the newest flu vaccine...
It probably puts a strain on the staff.
What did the Endoplasmic Reticulum say to the Golgi. I like your body, and the Golgi said it's complex.
Hey kids! I went back in time and formed a British 80s pop group called The Vaccine!
And now The Cure is no longer necessary!
Biology - It grows on you.
My wife asked, “If someone’s body just isn’t fighting the virus, would getting the vaccine help?”
I told her I think it’s worth a shot.
What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association.
What do you call doctors who make vaccines for the flu?
Flu-Fighters.
Why was the scuba diver failing Biology? Because he was below "C" level.
Whats The Most tiniest Virus Ever? "smallpox".
The Covid-19 vaccine should be tested on politicians first...
If they survive, the vaccine is safe.
If they don't, the country is safe.
I have faith in Pfizer and its Covid vaccine, because they also make Viagra.
If Pfizer can raise the dead, it can save the living.
Serotonin and Dopamine: Technically, the only things you enjoy.
What did Russian do after they made the vaccine ?
They Put-in.
My vaccine dad joke failed.
But it was worth a shot.
I don't think I need a spine.
It's holding me back.
How does Juliet maintain a constant body temperature? Romeostasis.
Did you guys hear about that 14-year old virgin girl who got pregnant after receiving the flu vaccine?
Sounds like an inoculate conception.
How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam? An itsy bitsy book.
Why did the Russian vaccine cross the road?
To get to the other side effects.
What did one cell say to his sister cell when she stepped in his toe? Mitosis.
How do you know your dehydrated? You can hear your red blood cells crenating.
There's now a vaccine to make you better at geometry.
It's called Pythagorean Serum.
What did one brain say to another?
I lobe you.
What did the femur say to the patella? I kneed you.
Heard Russia has the vaccine to Coronavirus. I'm probably not Putin that into my body.
What did the male stamen say to the female pistil? "I like your style."
What is blood's message to the world? B POSITIVE.
Organ donors really put their heart into it.
How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side.
I was going to become a biologist. But all the endless coursework on hearts and lungs and kidneys and so on just made it seem like one long organ recital.
What was the biologist wearing on his first date with a hot chick? Designer jeans.
How is a dog and a marine biologist alike? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
Dolly Parton partially funded Moderna's COVID Vaccine.
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.
What did the Italian marine Biologist say when asked to identify an eel?
That's a moray!
You know what it's called when you hurry to develop a vaccine?
... Russian.
What does a biologist wear when they're going out?
Designer genes.