I was going to become a biologist. But all the endless coursework on hearts and lungs and kidneys and so on just made it seem like one long organ recital.
Dolly Parton partially funded Moderna's COVID Vaccine.
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.
What did the femur say to the patella? I kneed you.
What do you call the leader of a biology gang?
The Nucleboss.
I heard the government is going to put chips inside people with Covid vaccines...
I hope I get Doritos.
What do you call doctors who make vaccines for the flu?
Flu-Fighters.
With all the talk of the pandemic and vaccines recently, I decided to consult a micro-biologist.
I thought they'd be smaller.
Whats The Most tiniest Virus Ever? "smallpox".
What was the biologist wearing on his first date with a hot chick? Designer jeans.
Why do anti vaxxers hate vaccine jokes?
They never get them.
What did one cell say to his sister cell when she stepped in his toe? Mitosis.
If Russia wants to be the first country to produce a vaccine ...
... Then Soviet.
How do you know your dehydrated? You can hear your red blood cells crenating.
I hear there's a new COVID-19 vaccine delivered via an audio interface as music.
It is hoped that this will lead to heard immunity.
How does Juliet maintain a constant body temperature? Romeostasis.
I heard Frozen University is banning anyone who got the COVID vaccine from returning for the spring quarter
I guess if you get vaccinated you won’t be headed to the ICU.
I have faith in Pfizer and its Covid vaccine, because they also make Viagra.
If Pfizer can raise the dead, it can save the living.
Where do hippos go to university? Hippocampus.
What did the Italian marine Biologist say when asked to identify an eel?
That's a moray!
What type of flowers does everybody have? two-lips.
What is the reproductive area in South America? Spermatagonia.
Don’t expect to hear yourself urinate after taking the Pfizer vaccine.
I had a doctor tell me the P was silent.
You know what it's called when you hurry to develop a vaccine?
... Russian.
If this new covid vaccine works...
...It'll be a real shot in the arm for 2021.
Serotonin and Dopamine: Technically, the only things you enjoy.
There's now a vaccine to make you better at geometry.
It's called Pythagorean Serum.
Organ donors really put their heart into it.
How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam? An itsy bitsy book.
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