Dolly Parton partially funded Moderna's COVID Vaccine.
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.
What did the femur say to the patella? I kneed you.
If this new covid vaccine works...
...It'll be a real shot in the arm for 2021.
You know what it's called when you hurry to develop a vaccine?
... Russian.
I have faith in Pfizer and its Covid vaccine, because they also make Viagra.
If Pfizer can raise the dead, it can save the living.
If Russia wants to be the first country to produce a vaccine ...
... Then Soviet.
I hear there's a new COVID-19 vaccine delivered via an audio interface as music.
It is hoped that this will lead to heard immunity.
I was going to become a biologist. But all the endless coursework on hearts and lungs and kidneys and so on just made it seem like one long organ recital.
My wife asked, “If someone’s body just isn’t fighting the virus, would getting the vaccine help?”
I told her I think it’s worth a shot.
What did one cell say to his sister cell when she stepped in his toe? Mitosis.
How did the herpetologist know he would be married soon? He caught the garter snake.
Heard Russia has the vaccine to Coronavirus. I'm probably not Putin that into my body.
Working on lab science animals is a real rat race.
Why was the scuba diver failing Biology? Because he was below "C" level.
Why do anti vaxxers hate vaccine jokes?
They never get them.
What do you call the leader of a biology gang?
The Nucleboss.
What is the reproductive area in South America? Spermatagonia.
Two red blood cells met and fell in love, but alas, it was all in vein.
What did the male stamen say to the female pistil? "I like your style."
Do you find bone puns humerus?
Using vaccines is...
Antibody-building.
Whats The Most tiniest Virus Ever? "smallpox".
Don’t expect to hear yourself urinate after taking the Pfizer vaccine.
I had a doctor tell me the P was silent.
How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side.
I heard Frozen University is banning anyone who got the COVID vaccine from returning for the spring quarter
I guess if you get vaccinated you won’t be headed to the ICU.
With all the talk of the pandemic and vaccines recently, I decided to consult a micro-biologist.
I thought they'd be smaller.
Hey kids! I went back in time and formed a British 80s pop group called The Vaccine!
And now The Cure is no longer necessary!
How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam? An itsy bitsy book.
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