I don't think I need a spine.
It's holding me back.
How did the herpetologist know he would be married soon? He caught the garter snake.
If this new covid vaccine works...
...It'll be a real shot in the arm for 2021.
The Covid-19 vaccine should be tested on politicians first...
If they survive, the vaccine is safe.
If they don't, the country is safe.
Heard Russia has the vaccine to Coronavirus. I'm probably not Putin that into my body.
What did Russian do after they made the vaccine ?
They Put-in.
Whats The Most tiniest Virus Ever? "smallpox".
Where do hippos go to university? Hippocampus.
I hear there's a new COVID-19 vaccine delivered via an audio interface as music.
It is hoped that this will lead to heard immunity.
How do you tell the difference between boys and girls?
Take their genes down.
What did one cell say to his sister cell when she stepped in his toe? Mitosis.
What did one brain say to another?
I lobe you.
What do you call the leader of a biology gang?
The Nucleboss.
What was the biologist wearing on his first date with a hot chick? Designer jeans.
My wife asked, “If someone’s body just isn’t fighting the virus, would getting the vaccine help?”
I told her I think it’s worth a shot.
How does Juliet maintain a constant body temperature? Romeostasis.
If Russia wants to be the first country to produce a vaccine ...
... Then Soviet.
What did the Endoplasmic Reticulum say to the Golgi. I like your body, and the Golgi said it's complex.
There's now a vaccine to make you better at geometry.
It's called Pythagorean Serum.
What type of flowers does everybody have? two-lips.
What is blood's message to the world? B POSITIVE.
What is the reproductive area in South America? Spermatagonia.
Do you find bone puns humerus?
I heard the government is going to put chips inside people with Covid vaccines...
I hope I get Doritos.
I can't imagine the stress put on the workers in trying to figure out the newest flu vaccine...
It probably puts a strain on the staff.
Why was the scuba diver failing Biology? Because he was below "C" level.
What did the femur say to the patella? I kneed you.
Hey why Are The Viruses All Gone? Cause They "flu" AWAY.
Serotonin and Dopamine: Technically, the only things you enjoy.
My vaccine dad joke failed.
But it was worth a shot.
How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side.
Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled in thirty different countries and learned to speak six languages? He was a man of many cultures.
Two red blood cells met and fell in love, but alas, it was all in vein.
Did you guys hear about that 14-year old virgin girl who got pregnant after receiving the flu vaccine?
Sounds like an inoculate conception.
You know what it's called when you hurry to develop a vaccine?
... Russian.
I have faith in Pfizer and its Covid vaccine, because they also make Viagra.
If Pfizer can raise the dead, it can save the living.
Why do anti vaxxers hate vaccine jokes?
They never get them.
Don’t expect to hear yourself urinate after taking the Pfizer vaccine.
I had a doctor tell me the P was silent.
I was going to become a biologist. But all the endless coursework on hearts and lungs and kidneys and so on just made it seem like one long organ recital.
Organ donors really put their heart into it.
Why did the Russian vaccine cross the road?
To get to the other side effects.
Bacteria is the only culture some people have.
I heard Frozen University is banning anyone who got the COVID vaccine from returning for the spring quarter
I guess if you get vaccinated you won’t be headed to the ICU.
What did the Italian marine Biologist say when asked to identify an eel?
That's a moray!
Biology - It grows on you.
What does a biologist wear when they're going out?
Designer genes.
What do you call doctors who make vaccines for the flu?
Flu-Fighters.
Working on lab science animals is a real rat race.
What did the male stamen say to the female pistil? "I like your style."
Using vaccines is...
Antibody-building.
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