Using vaccines is...
Antibody-building.
I heard the government is going to put chips inside people with Covid vaccines...
I hope I get Doritos.
How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam? An itsy bitsy book.
If Russia wants to be the first country to produce a vaccine ...
... Then Soviet.
Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled in thirty different countries and learned to speak six languages? He was a man of many cultures.
What did one cell say to his sister cell when she stepped in his toe? Mitosis.
What was the biologist wearing on his first date with a hot chick? Designer jeans.
Working on lab science animals is a real rat race.
I was going to become a biologist. But all the endless coursework on hearts and lungs and kidneys and so on just made it seem like one long organ recital.
What is blood's message to the world? B POSITIVE.
My vaccine dad joke failed.
But it was worth a shot.
Two red blood cells met and fell in love, but alas, it was all in vein.
How did the herpetologist know he would be married soon? He caught the garter snake.
What is the reproductive area in South America? Spermatagonia.
Why was the scuba diver failing Biology? Because he was below "C" level.
Dolly Parton partially funded Moderna's COVID Vaccine.
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.
What did Russian do after they made the vaccine ?
They Put-in.
Why did the Russian vaccine cross the road?
To get to the other side effects.
Don’t expect to hear yourself urinate after taking the Pfizer vaccine.
I had a doctor tell me the P was silent.
Hey kids! I went back in time and formed a British 80s pop group called The Vaccine!
And now The Cure is no longer necessary!
The Covid-19 vaccine should be tested on politicians first...
If they survive, the vaccine is safe.
If they don't, the country is safe.
Did you guys hear about that 14-year old virgin girl who got pregnant after receiving the flu vaccine?
Sounds like an inoculate conception.
What does a biologist wear when they're going out?
Designer genes.
Heard Russia has the vaccine to Coronavirus. I'm probably not Putin that into my body.
What did the male stamen say to the female pistil? "I like your style."
Bacteria is the only culture some people have.
You know what it's called when you hurry to develop a vaccine?
... Russian.
If this new covid vaccine works...
...It'll be a real shot in the arm for 2021.
I don't think I need a spine.
It's holding me back.
I created a vaccine for apathy, but unfortunately no one seems interested.
Serotonin and Dopamine: Technically, the only things you enjoy.
There's now a vaccine to make you better at geometry.
It's called Pythagorean Serum.
Hey why Are The Viruses All Gone? Cause They "flu" AWAY.
What do you call the leader of a biology gang?
The Nucleboss.
Whats The Most tiniest Virus Ever? "smallpox".
I hear there's a new COVID-19 vaccine delivered via an audio interface as music.
It is hoped that this will lead to heard immunity.
What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association.
How do you know your dehydrated? You can hear your red blood cells crenating.
Biology - It grows on you.
How is a dog and a marine biologist alike? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
I heard Frozen University is banning anyone who got the COVID vaccine from returning for the spring quarter
I guess if you get vaccinated you won’t be headed to the ICU.
I can't imagine the stress put on the workers in trying to figure out the newest flu vaccine...
It probably puts a strain on the staff.
My wife asked, “If someone’s body just isn’t fighting the virus, would getting the vaccine help?”
I told her I think it’s worth a shot.
What did the Italian marine Biologist say when asked to identify an eel?
That's a moray!
What do you call doctors who make vaccines for the flu?
Flu-Fighters.
What did the Endoplasmic Reticulum say to the Golgi. I like your body, and the Golgi said it's complex.
I have faith in Pfizer and its Covid vaccine, because they also make Viagra.
If Pfizer can raise the dead, it can save the living.
How does Juliet maintain a constant body temperature? Romeostasis.
How do you tell the difference between boys and girls?
Take their genes down.
What type of flowers does everybody have? two-lips.
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