I can't imagine the stress put on the workers in trying to figure out the newest flu vaccine...
It probably puts a strain on the staff.
There's now a vaccine to make you better at geometry.
It's called Pythagorean Serum.
I created a vaccine for apathy, but unfortunately no one seems interested.
Organ donors really put their heart into it.
Using vaccines is...
Antibody-building.
What did the male stamen say to the female pistil? "I like your style."
What did Russian do after they made the vaccine ?
They Put-in.
Why do anti vaxxers hate vaccine jokes?
They never get them.
Hey why Are The Viruses All Gone? Cause They "flu" AWAY.
With all the talk of the pandemic and vaccines recently, I decided to consult a micro-biologist.
I thought they'd be smaller.
Serotonin and Dopamine: Technically, the only things you enjoy.
What is blood's message to the world? B POSITIVE.
How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side.
What did one brain say to another?
I lobe you.
You know what it's called when you hurry to develop a vaccine?
... Russian.
I don't think I need a spine.
It's holding me back.
What did one cell say to his sister cell when she stepped in his toe? Mitosis.
Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled in thirty different countries and learned to speak six languages? He was a man of many cultures.
How does Juliet maintain a constant body temperature? Romeostasis.
Whats The Most tiniest Virus Ever? "smallpox".
If this new covid vaccine works...
...It'll be a real shot in the arm for 2021.
What did the Endoplasmic Reticulum say to the Golgi. I like your body, and the Golgi said it's complex.
What was the biologist wearing on his first date with a hot chick? Designer jeans.
I was going to become a biologist. But all the endless coursework on hearts and lungs and kidneys and so on just made it seem like one long organ recital.
Biology - It grows on you.
I heard the government is going to put chips inside people with Covid vaccines...
I hope I get Doritos.
What does a biologist wear when they're going out?
Designer genes.
What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association.
How do you know your dehydrated? You can hear your red blood cells crenating.
I hear there's a new COVID-19 vaccine delivered via an audio interface as music.
It is hoped that this will lead to heard immunity.
The Covid-19 vaccine should be tested on politicians first...
If they survive, the vaccine is safe.
If they don't, the country is safe.
Working on lab science animals is a real rat race.
Bacteria is the only culture some people have.
What is the reproductive area in South America? Spermatagonia.
How is a dog and a marine biologist alike? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
Dolly Parton partially funded Moderna's COVID Vaccine.
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.
What did the femur say to the patella? I kneed you.
What do you call the leader of a biology gang?
The Nucleboss.
Why was the scuba diver failing Biology? Because he was below "C" level.
Why did the Russian vaccine cross the road?
To get to the other side effects.
I have faith in Pfizer and its Covid vaccine, because they also make Viagra.
If Pfizer can raise the dead, it can save the living.
How do you tell the difference between boys and girls?
Take their genes down.
Where do hippos go to university? Hippocampus.
My vaccine dad joke failed.
But it was worth a shot.
Don’t expect to hear yourself urinate after taking the Pfizer vaccine.
I had a doctor tell me the P was silent.
Two red blood cells met and fell in love, but alas, it was all in vein.
How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam? An itsy bitsy book.
Do you find bone puns humerus?
What type of flowers does everybody have? two-lips.
What do you call doctors who make vaccines for the flu?
Flu-Fighters.