What did the Italian marine Biologist say when asked to identify an eel?
That's a moray!
What did the male stamen say to the female pistil? "I like your style."
Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled in thirty different countries and learned to speak six languages? He was a man of many cultures.
I hear there's a new COVID-19 vaccine delivered via an audio interface as music.
It is hoped that this will lead to heard immunity.
If this new covid vaccine works...
...It'll be a real shot in the arm for 2021.
How is a dog and a marine biologist alike? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
Serotonin and Dopamine: Technically, the only things you enjoy.
Whats The Most tiniest Virus Ever? "smallpox".
Do you find bone puns humerus?
How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side.
Two red blood cells met and fell in love, but alas, it was all in vein.
What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association.
Did you guys hear about that 14-year old virgin girl who got pregnant after receiving the flu vaccine?
Sounds like an inoculate conception.
I heard Frozen University is banning anyone who got the COVID vaccine from returning for the spring quarter
I guess if you get vaccinated you won’t be headed to the ICU.
With all the talk of the pandemic and vaccines recently, I decided to consult a micro-biologist.
I thought they'd be smaller.
What is blood's message to the world? B POSITIVE.
Why did the Russian vaccine cross the road?
To get to the other side effects.
What did Russian do after they made the vaccine ?
They Put-in.
How did the herpetologist know he would be married soon? He caught the garter snake.
Hey kids! I went back in time and formed a British 80s pop group called The Vaccine!
And now The Cure is no longer necessary!
What does a biologist wear when they're going out?
Designer genes.
What did the Endoplasmic Reticulum say to the Golgi. I like your body, and the Golgi said it's complex.
What type of flowers does everybody have? two-lips.
How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam? An itsy bitsy book.
Why was the scuba diver failing Biology? Because he was below "C" level.
What do you call doctors who make vaccines for the flu?
Flu-Fighters.
Heard Russia has the vaccine to Coronavirus. I'm probably not Putin that into my body.
What did the femur say to the patella? I kneed you.
Don’t expect to hear yourself urinate after taking the Pfizer vaccine.
I had a doctor tell me the P was silent.
I have faith in Pfizer and its Covid vaccine, because they also make Viagra.
If Pfizer can raise the dead, it can save the living.
I heard the government is going to put chips inside people with Covid vaccines...
I hope I get Doritos.
What did one brain say to another?
I lobe you.
Why do anti vaxxers hate vaccine jokes?
They never get them.
Using vaccines is...
Antibody-building.
The Covid-19 vaccine should be tested on politicians first...
If they survive, the vaccine is safe.
If they don't, the country is safe.
What is the reproductive area in South America? Spermatagonia.
I created a vaccine for apathy, but unfortunately no one seems interested.
How does Juliet maintain a constant body temperature? Romeostasis.
How do you know your dehydrated? You can hear your red blood cells crenating.
Bacteria is the only culture some people have.
I don't think I need a spine.
It's holding me back.
I was going to become a biologist. But all the endless coursework on hearts and lungs and kidneys and so on just made it seem like one long organ recital.
What was the biologist wearing on his first date with a hot chick? Designer jeans.
How do you tell the difference between boys and girls?
Take their genes down.
My vaccine dad joke failed.
But it was worth a shot.
I can't imagine the stress put on the workers in trying to figure out the newest flu vaccine...
It probably puts a strain on the staff.
My wife asked, “If someone’s body just isn’t fighting the virus, would getting the vaccine help?”
I told her I think it’s worth a shot.
Working on lab science animals is a real rat race.
If Russia wants to be the first country to produce a vaccine ...
... Then Soviet.
What did one cell say to his sister cell when she stepped in his toe? Mitosis.
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