What do you call the leader of a biology gang?
The Nucleboss.
Why do anti vaxxers hate vaccine jokes?
They never get them.
What did the femur say to the patella? I kneed you.
Two red blood cells met and fell in love, but alas, it was all in vein.
There's now a vaccine to make you better at geometry.
It's called Pythagorean Serum.
What did the Italian marine Biologist say when asked to identify an eel?
That's a moray!
I heard the government is going to put chips inside people with Covid vaccines...
I hope I get Doritos.
Bacteria is the only culture some people have.
Working on lab science animals is a real rat race.
What did the Endoplasmic Reticulum say to the Golgi. I like your body, and the Golgi said it's complex.
Heard Russia has the vaccine to Coronavirus. I'm probably not Putin that into my body.
I created a vaccine for apathy, but unfortunately no one seems interested.
Hey kids! I went back in time and formed a British 80s pop group called The Vaccine!
And now The Cure is no longer necessary!
I don't think I need a spine.
It's holding me back.
How do you know your dehydrated? You can hear your red blood cells crenating.
Dolly Parton partially funded Moderna's COVID Vaccine.
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.
What did one brain say to another?
I lobe you.
Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled in thirty different countries and learned to speak six languages? He was a man of many cultures.
Did you guys hear about that 14-year old virgin girl who got pregnant after receiving the flu vaccine?
Sounds like an inoculate conception.
What did Russian do after they made the vaccine ?
They Put-in.
How does Juliet maintain a constant body temperature? Romeostasis.
Why did the Russian vaccine cross the road?
To get to the other side effects.
What type of flowers does everybody have? two-lips.
Organ donors really put their heart into it.
How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side.
Using vaccines is...
Antibody-building.
How did the herpetologist know he would be married soon? He caught the garter snake.
My wife asked, “If someone’s body just isn’t fighting the virus, would getting the vaccine help?”
I told her I think it’s worth a shot.
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