What did one cell say to his sister cell when she stepped in his toe? Mitosis.
What do you call the leader of a biology gang?
The Nucleboss.
I created a vaccine for apathy, but unfortunately no one seems interested.
I was going to become a biologist. But all the endless coursework on hearts and lungs and kidneys and so on just made it seem like one long organ recital.
Hey why Are The Viruses All Gone? Cause They "flu" AWAY.
Don’t expect to hear yourself urinate after taking the Pfizer vaccine.
I had a doctor tell me the P was silent.
Do you find bone puns humerus?
There's now a vaccine to make you better at geometry.
It's called Pythagorean Serum.
What do you call doctors who make vaccines for the flu?
Flu-Fighters.
How is a dog and a marine biologist alike? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
Why was the scuba diver failing Biology? Because he was below "C" level.
I heard the government is going to put chips inside people with Covid vaccines...
I hope I get Doritos.
Did you guys hear about that 14-year old virgin girl who got pregnant after receiving the flu vaccine?
Sounds like an inoculate conception.
What does a biologist wear when they're going out?
Designer genes.
Why do anti vaxxers hate vaccine jokes?
They never get them.
What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association.
What type of flowers does everybody have? two-lips.
I hear there's a new COVID-19 vaccine delivered via an audio interface as music.
It is hoped that this will lead to heard immunity.
My vaccine dad joke failed.
But it was worth a shot.
What did one brain say to another?
I lobe you.
I have faith in Pfizer and its Covid vaccine, because they also make Viagra.
If Pfizer can raise the dead, it can save the living.
Bacteria is the only culture some people have.
The Covid-19 vaccine should be tested on politicians first...
If they survive, the vaccine is safe.
If they don't, the country is safe.
Dolly Parton partially funded Moderna's COVID Vaccine.
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.
What did Russian do after they made the vaccine ?
They Put-in.
Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled in thirty different countries and learned to speak six languages? He was a man of many cultures.
How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side.
Using vaccines is...
Antibody-building.
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